There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille
There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his cock
When he got an erection
He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.
He was just an AOL lamer,
Trying his hardest to become a flamer.
With keyboard in hand,
He took on the land.
Then his mom killed him, ya blame 'er ?
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind
For the sake of the blind
On her ass it was printed in Braille
There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."
There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his cock
When he got an erection
He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.
He was just an AOL lamer,
Trying his hardest to become a flamer.
With keyboard in hand,
He took on the land.
Then his mom killed him, ya blame 'er ?
