Dinner party gift idea

oh, what would you bring to a dinner party at my house.


aside from dildos.

I would bring a gift basket without the hoop handle so you can use it for other things like throwing mail or something. Wicker, of course.

Then to fill inside, a bottle of Ohio ice wine (so you can rinse your mouth out before you have excellent Canadian wine), a half-bottle of Remy Martin VSOP, bag of Cafe Du Monde beignet mix, a small toy dump truck with a bed of "pebbles" (individually wrapped pieces of chocolate). Maybe a spot of brie as well if I make it soon before seeing you.
 
While we are all asking, I'm curious to know what you'd bring to our house, remember, no alcohol.

Hmm, this is a hard one. Not because of the alcohol thing, but just in general.

I think I would put in individually wrapped chocolate-covered pretzels, a small nerf toy gun (for gh0st's collection) painted gunmetal gray obviously, in a hunter green basket, handle decorated with flowers, two custom chocolate roses, individual wrapped wet naps (under everything for cleanup of chocolatey fingers and so it can't be seen from the top for aesthetics), dum-dum lollipops thrown in at random, flameless candle and heating pad (so it can't spill or burn anyone) with a light refreshing scent maybe of mulled cider, oh and a bunch of apples with carmel topping kits to make.
 
That sounds like the grossest thing ever.

Hehehe, just going for maturity level ;) Isn't that what all of the high school teeny boppers are doing now adays?

Hmm, this might be tricky.

Bottles of Brew Dog or some other high powered and tasty beer, each wrapped in rizzler paper (I spelled that very wrong), many small packets of different flavored tobaccos for hookah or rizzing, chocolate coins to make you feel rich and well fed, all in a custom made handled basket made from Heat Magazine pages because you are all green and trendy like that.
 
my house has a rooftop garden dbzeag.

the choice is clear who you visit.

Well seeing as though I haven't met you, that does sound nice. I would just bring over a 4 pack of Guiness to start, but I need some serious thought about that basket for you.
 
Hmm, this is a hard one. Not because of the alcohol thing, but just in general.

I think I would put in individually wrapped chocolate-covered pretzels, a small nerf toy gun (for gh0st's collection) painted gunmetal gray obviously, in a hunter green basket, handle decorated with flowers, two custom chocolate roses, individual wrapped wet naps (under everything for cleanup of chocolatey fingers and so it can't be seen from the top for aesthetics), dum-dum lollipops thrown in at random, flameless candle and heating pad (so it can't spill or burn anyone) with a light refreshing scent maybe of mulled cider, oh and a bunch of apples with carmel topping kits to make.

Ah, this sounds fun, you can come over anytime.
 
Do me next!

I don't need some gay basket though.

A cylinder wine bottle holder with a custom bomber bottle of Dogfish Head 120min IPA

http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/120-minute-ipa.htm

Lining the inside would be cut-out porn pictures of beautiful women (not with my taste, I will phone a friend in, a straight friend) kind of like stuffing. The outside will be decorated with butterflies of various colors and sizes and shapes. Not just painted on or pictures glued on, but of cloth and wire models of butterflies to give a real 3d effect.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_zGYkJOJWwGI/S...vNxg/s400/Stocking-craft-yellow-butterfly.JPG
 
Hey db, I didn't read the whole thread, but I have some "advice." One of my friends from high school came to a gig of mine a few months back and I hadn't seen him in 16 years. We were shooting the shit and I noticed he was a little more flamboyant than I remembered him. I said, "Bryan are you gay?" He says, "Yeah." That was the end of it. I'm pretty open-minded, but I doubt you have anything to worry about. Most people should simply be happy that you're in a more comfortable place. My .02.
 
Hey db, I didn't read the whole thread, but I have some "advice." One of my friends from high school came to a gig of mine a few months back and I hadn't seen him in 16 years. We were shooting the shit and I noticed he was a little more flamboyant than I remembered him. I said, "Bryan are you gay?" He says, "Yeah." That was the end of it. I'm pretty open-minded, but I doubt you have anything to worry about. Most people should simply be happy that you're in a more comfortable place. My .02.

To be honest I am not terribly worried. He has seen my facebook profile with my being engaged to a bloke named Tim and throughout his invitation kept saying "you guys" so I am pretty sure he knows.

[conspiracy theory]

The more I thought about it, though, the more I think I am walking into a trap. I haven't seen him in ages, but when I did he was a religious Eagle scout and a gun collection. From my experience on this site, you can never trust someone that has a gun (collection). Maybe he is taking me to his lair to do me in :eek:

[/conspiracy theory]
 
I heard a gay man once asked Chikken for his phone number, and Chikken said "I'd rather shoot one of my nuts off."