Dieting thread

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Get back with the ex then broke up again?

Unfortunately. Then on Wednesday we were together and he was drunk and got very violent against me. Luckily I managed to call my dad from my phone and he came round speedily and managed to drag his violent ass off me. Now Im just angry. Fuck it all. Anyway Ive been looking at flights and I may come over in September, do you fancy putting me up for a week?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Breaking up with a guy is the best diet ever!!!

Fo real. Ive been on the diet coke and rum diet today. Tomorrow I reckon water and youtube.

 

[APRIL]

Unfortunately. Then on Wednesday we were together and he was drunk and got very violent against me. Luckily I managed to call my dad from my phone and he came round speedily and managed to drag his violent ass off me. Now Im just angry. Fuck it all. Anyway Ive been looking at flights and I may come over in September, do you fancy putting me up for a week?

Geezus, get over here.

 

[APRIL]

...just don't turn out like mikey. That's all we ask.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have a real job and no desire to make my life about the intarwebs, I'm fairly unmikey.

 

[ZRH]

psh youre up now and sl;eep time *yawn*

 

[fly]

Fo real. Ive been on the diet coke and rum diet today. Tomorrow I reckon water and youtube.

Cocaine is better

 

[JAXvillain]

Cocaine is better

you should totally send her home with some

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you should totally send her home with some

Wouldn't even make it to the airport if I had anything to do with it.

 

[JAXvillain]

Wouldn't even make it to the airport if I had anything to do with it.

then make sure he sends you off with enough that you can't do it all on the drive to the airport

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

then make sure he sends you off with enough that you can't do it all on the drive to the airport

I've never even seen that much blow. Most I ever got was 8balls.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Most I ever got was 8balls.

is that like dvda?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

is that like dvda?

I had to google for that to make sense. And ewww.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I can lose that just by taking a dump

 

[fly]

I can lose that just by taking a dump

My boss had a brilliant idea the other day. Build a scale into a toilet. Is that not fucking awesome?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My boss had a brilliant idea the other day. Build a scale into a toilet. Is that not fucking awesome?

 

[JAXvillain]

to weigh your poop, yourself, or both on separate readouts?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah a readout with a pre-poo, post-poo and the poo itself would be awesome.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd love a printout with a graph of the weight/time over the whole process.