Dieting thread

[fly]

I'd love a printout with a graph of the weight/time over the whole process.

The fucking possibilities man...

 

[APRIL]

Ha! I love it. I weigh myself before and after already. The toilet automatically doing it is brilliant!

 

[APRIL]

Pooping is the besssst!!

It's like 30 seconds of anal.

 

[APRIL]

30 seconds?? Ppfft. Amateurs! I savor mine and prolong that awesome feeling. I can squeeze in an extra 27 seconds on a good day!

You are a sex goddess.

 

[simple]

The fucking possibilities man...

something has come close, but not exactly what you're talking about:

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/7437781/claims.html

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I lost half a stone, which I dunno, is maybe 4lbs? But it fluctuates.

 

[ZRH]

water weight

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd also like a coffee cup with a built in heater, and a "whisky injection" button on the handle.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd also like a coffee cup with a built in heater, and a "whisky injection" button on the handle.

THIS

 

[Sarcasmo]

Whiskey Injection would be a good band name.

 

[fly]

Whiskey Injection would be a good band name.

It would also be an awesome button on a coffee cup.