44? Good God he looks horrible for his age. Drool, see a physician and happy birthday you archaic fart <3
Im celebrating by eating a bacon cheese burger right now
Also, I was in a gamestop earlier, and the people working there were WAY too enthusiastic about working a minimum wage job selling vidja games.
I suspect they were pumping some kind of happy through the air handlers, but it was no match for my usual GrumpOmatic Fuckoffatronic Attitude Shield, and I escaped unaffected.
This must be a typo.... more like he's turning 4.
Woah! Is it really you?
I was just thinking about you the other day because of Cobb Salad.