Halp Dharma's Butt Lisp

[Duke]

So, I've recently been thinking about how much I love to travel. I've decided that a good life goal is to visit every state in my glorious country.

What US cities do you love? Where should I go people???

Colorado - Denver, obviously. Otherwise, I'd say Telluride in the summer. The visual beauty you will find there is difficult to beat.

Utah - Screw the cities. Go to Arches National Monument for a couple days.

Wyoming - Jackson's Hole

Idaho - Twin Falls has some worth, Salmon is remote and beautiful but not much to do. Boise is a worthy stop.

Nevada - Vegas.

New Mexico - I hate this state. Everything about it is a fucking shithole. That being said, I've actually heard the subterranean humming the hills outside Farmington make.

Minnesota - Minneapolis. If you want nature, go to just about anywhere in the BWCA

Kansas, Oklahoma, & Nebraska. One stop in Kansas City, KS will basically satisfy hitting all three states. You wouldn't recognize a difference otherwise.

SD - Pierre. Just make sure to pronounce it correctly.

 

[Duke]

Chicago.
Denver.

Chicago for sure. Both times I've been there have been excellent.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What else is there to do besides go to the first Ben & Jerry's shop? Have they built a Phish museum yet?

Not much, they're drive through towns.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Utah - Screw the cities. Go to Arches National Monument for a couple days.

Don't forget Monument Valley

 

[itburnswhenipee]

SD - Pierre. Just make sure to pronounce it correctly.

How do the South Dakotans pronounce the name of their state's capitol city?

 

[Duke]

How do the South Dakotans pronounce the name of their state's capitol city?

Pier. Like the docks.

 

[Josh]

Not a city/town, but Mount Desert Island is a good touristy place to go in Maine, visit Acadia National Park. Baaaaaah Harbah if you need a city.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Desert_Island

 

[Domon]

You should put this on your list @Dharma1521

1) Escape controlling relationship before being placed in rape dungeon for life.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Pier. Like the docks.

So if I called it Pee-Air it would be an affront?

 

[Domon]

The term "Bucket List" gives me douche chills.

once again, you're exceptionally unpleasant.

Im going to make a point of calling you out every time you are.

 

[Valve1138]

So if I called it Pee-Air it would be an affront?

Depends on which way the boat is facing.

 

[Domon]

Manhattan is fun for a couple of days.

Same with Seattle.

There's no cities in CT worth seeing, unless it's just to visit Mark Twain's house.

Otherwise, Chester/East Haddam is better to see Gillette's Castle.

Boston is fun for a few hours.

If you go to NH, Manchvegas is where it's at.

Actually, no, if you go to NH skip the cities and see the White Mountains and Mt. Monadnock.

Pffft, no recommendation for Rut-Vegas?

Never did like that town, good choice.

 

[Valve1138]

once again, you're exceptionally unpleasant.

Im going to make a point of calling you out every time you are.

You should put this on your list @Dharma1521

1) Escape controlling relationship before being placed in rape dungeon for life.

Boobs.

 

[Josh]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Knox_(Maine)
Also a good stop and near by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penobscot_Narrows_Bridge

 

[Duke]

So if I called it Pee-Air it would be an affront?

No, but they will make an exaggerated point of correcting you on it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Not a city/town, but Mount Desert Island is a good touristy place to go in Maine, visit Acadia National Park. Baaaaaah Harbah if you need a city.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Desert_Island

Excellent recommendation, if it weren't so far I'd be in Bar Harbor every month.

Most dog friendly place I've ever been to, actually Savannah was pretty good in that regard too.

 

[Dharma1521]

Stratford, Ontario is where you would want to see a Shakespeare festival. Montreal has a great Jazz fest and Just for Laughs comedy festival.

well, that makes sense.

 

[Dharma1521]

Burlington, VT is cool, so is Bennington.

Will the maximize the amount of Ben and Jerry's that I can eat whilst in VT?

 

[Dharma1521]

A lot of the places I love I love because I lived there or have good friends there, I am not sure I would recommend visiting them.

The beaches along Hwy 98 in Florida's panhandle are gorgeous.

Are you going to drive? I'd love to drive across country again. A couple years ago I took this route from Oxnard, Cali-Tallahassee, Fl. I'd love to do something similar but with no interstates
https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=...HUYrsiDH4sf3Uegfu6w&oq=carson+&t=h&mra=ls&z=5

No, this would be like over life.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Will the maximize the amount of Ben and Jerry's that I can eat whilst in VT?

Probably, it's available in every gas station from northern NY to Boston pretty much.