Dharma Does the Hood - Mega-AIDS Ensues

[Duke]

iono. my mom was telling me some horror stories.. police showing up because a tree brushed the line.

being out of town, police coming to the house and going thru the house.. etc.



i picture arriving home late, not putting in the code, and police knocking at my door while I snore.

Alarm systems are pretty good now days. I've got one, and it's pretty hard to mess up. Only $30 a month, with usually a free install.

 

[Dharma1521]

noice. thank you.



WAY too much foot traffic in my n'hood. dharma, only a few blocks from me but never comes over with pie, can attest.

Yeah I don't want to get raped.

 

[Duke]

liar

 

[dbzeag]

Yeah I don't want to get raped.

No one ever gets raped carrying a pie.

Truth.

 

[tre]

No one ever gets raped carrying a pie.

Truth.

but does the pie ever get raped?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah I don't want to get raped.

You don't want free sex?

 

[dbzeag]

but does the pie ever get raped?

Only in bad American comedy movies.

 

[Duke]

You don't want free sex?

It's not 'rape' if you 'say' you want it...

See how she works this?

 

[fly]

No one ever gets raped carrying a pie.

Truth.

even more so if you're carrying a gift basket.

 

[dbzeag]

even more so if you're carrying a gift basket.

Damnit, then my strategy is all wrong.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What? Pie carriers are out of bounds? Why didn't anyone tell me?

 

[Shalimar]

I dated a cheesecake for like 2 months one time.

 

[kiwi]

What? Pie carriers are out of bounds? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Like you'd ever rape the pie holder. You'd be too busy eating the pie and they'd get away.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Like you'd ever rape the pie holder. You'd be too busy eating the pie and they'd get away.

Yeah that's happened a couple times.

 

[Shalimar]

is that a pie or are you just happy to see me?

 

[fly]

Like you'd ever rape the pie holder. You'd be too busy eating the pie and they'd get away.

He'd have his dick in before you knew it.

 

[Duke]

Like you'd ever rape the pie holder. You'd be too busy eating the pie and they'd get away.

If I was eating the pie, I'm already half way to rape success.

 

[tre]

He'd have his dick in before you knew it.

he's saving himself for the mashed potatoes

 

[dbzeag]

Like you'd ever rape the pie holder. You'd be too busy eating the pie and they'd get away.

See? told ya.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh ld fuck the hell outta some mashed potatoes