Syrup Beaver
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Mallard X already led the million webbed foot marchtheacoustician said:I heard Mallard Luther King Jr. was going to organize a rally for equal quacking rights.
Mallard X already led the million webbed foot marchtheacoustician said:I heard Mallard Luther King Jr. was going to organize a rally for equal quacking rights.
:crickets:theacoustician said:I heard Mallard Luther King Jr. was going to organize a rally for equal quacking rights.
He just doesn't have a very happy story to go alone with his marriage.Ryokurin said:Good for him. Its good when people find someone they feel they can be with forever. I've given up on that personally.
You missed his rant thread about the chick.Ryokurin said:Good for him. Its good when people find someone they feel they can be with forever. I've given up on that personally.
seriously. he ranted and raved about how he fucking snapped, didn't love her because she was more obsessed with god than with him, and then the next thread he showed up in, he was acting all mooshy gooshy again. i think she kidnapped the real detman and replaced him with a buddy jesusfly said:You missed his rant thread about the chick.![]()
I love you and I mean that in a only slightly homoerotic wayDrool-Boy said:
HAHAHHAHAAsizzlinggrace said:he was just talkin about, 'next time i date someone..."![]()
F33nX said:seriously. he ranted and raved about how he fucking snapped, didn't love her because she was more obsessed with god than with him, and then the next thread he showed up in, he was acting all mooshy gooshy again. i think she kidnapped the real detman and replaced him with a buddy jesus![]()
Detman said:I had this same phenomenon happen to me this weekend.
Friday was my wedding and I ate all the finger-foods at the reception and all day saturday.
This is what caused the blockage that I noticed on sunday morning.
Sunday afternoon we went out to eat after church at this buffet style chinese food restaurant. Apparently their "food" wasn't too fresh and I wound up with mild food poisoning.
Sunday night after being in severe abdominal pain for 4 hours but unable to pass anything the dam finally broke and the nuggets came out followed by about a gallon of watery poop.
Sunday night and on into monday afternoon the diarrhea continued until my wife brought home some Immodium A-D and the flow of poop was stopped. I about passed out a couple times going from the bathroom back to the couch because of dehydration and lack of nutrients. Now I understand how those kids in brazil die from diarrhea. Its serious....
It's predetermined whats going to happen.elpmis said:That bitch better treat Detman with respect, or I'll fucking beat her and God's ass
Did God tell you to say that?elpmis said:That bitch better treat Detman with respect, or I'll fucking beat her and God's ass