DETMAN01010101: Please report on how well your marriage is going.

[fly]

Apparently he got married this month. I'm requesting a status in this thread please.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

she ran off with the preacher

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cant post , gettin some booty

omy

 

[APRIL]

omy

More like...

Can't post, I'm locked in the pantry in fear that she'll eat me later as a religious sacrifice.

 

[Desslock]

Oy! I can't believe he went ahead and got married.
n00bs.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, I saw that thread at the 'other' place



Guess he listened to elpmis well

 

[smileynev]

He's an odd duck.

 

[theacoustician]

He's an odd duck.

I thought he was black?

 

[APRIL]

I thought he was black?

There are black ducks.

 

[smileynev]

There are black ducks.

Yeah, you usually find them on the far side of the pond where its all murky and nasty. Duck oppression...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, you usually find them on the far side of the pond where its all murky and nasty. Duck oppression...

MALLARD POWER!

 

[fly]

MALLARD POWER!

Just saw a commercial on TV last night not to have Mallards as pets. They destroy the Florida ecosystem.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just saw a commercial on TV last night not to have Mallards as pets. They destroy the Florida ecosystem.

ducks only make good pets in tv sitcoms

 

[fly]

ducks only make good pets in tv sitcoms

...says the bad egg.

 

[Desslock]

Yeah, you usually find them on the far side of the pond where its all murky and nasty. Duck oppression...

Whatchoo you tryin' ta say fool?

 

[smileynev]

Whatchoo you tryin' ta say fool?

black ducks can't get ahead because the grey ducks keep puttin em down.

 

[Desslock]

black ducks can't get ahead because the grey ducks keep puttin em down.

Drive by quackings

 

[smileynev]

link to detman thread?

 

[theacoustician]

I heard Mallard Luther King Jr. was going to organize a rally for equal quacking rights.

 

[smileynev]

I heard Mallard Luther King Jr. was going to organize a rally for equal quacking rights.

guffaw