GAY Debbie Downer Dumbness

One of my upstairs neighbors decided that a good way to dispose of unwanted white paint was to dump it all out in the grass. As if our yard didn't look bad enough with all the weeds and people parking their cars on it all the time.

Fuck it. Who am I kidding? This whole house looks like absolute shit and I gave up caring way back when I realized our landlord intends to do nothing about anything that needs fixing or repainting. At least a small patch of grass now has fresh paint on it, and a half inch deep at that.
Look at the silver lining: now you get to watch paint dry while grass grows.
 
You and Will (hips) should buy a duplex together.

The house I live in right now will be the last duplex I inhabit if things go my way.

So today is Naked Gardening Day and I have no garden. :/

"Naked Gardener Day" was created by bored housewives whose husbands were out of town on business.

Or by some guy with binoculars.

In any case, whoever it was is probably someone we wouldn't want to see naked in a garden.
 
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