Dear w_a_w

[G-Shock]

Dear WAW

The next time I see you on your bike, Imma run you down with my Mercedes Benz.
Then I will give you mouth to mouth, slip you the tongue and take you to my lair where I will undress you and pinch your nipples with rusty pliers.

Love
Kiki

Oh come one you used to say the same thing to me.

 

[JAXvillain]

As our resident CNN expert, please explain what the fuck the point of this is and why anyone in their right mind would ever choose to don one. No, not Don Juan, don one.

http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/index.html#headlines/allshirts/2009/2/1

hugs and kisses,

Flamin' Damon

people will pay us to be a walking billboard...it's genius

Dear WAW,

Do you dye your hair?

Do you still have the silver spoon from your birth?

Why are you slimey? WHY?

dye my hair?

my family has a good bit of money but I'm no millionaire

I'm more of a perv than I am slimy...you confuse the two

 

[JAXvillain]

Dear WAW--

Are you worried someone else (GShock) is going to take your online persona away?

Sincerely,
APe

not in the slightest

Dear WAW
I'm your private dancer
A dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to dooooooooo

Love Keekz

is this before or after the thing with the nipples and rusty pliers?
either way count me in

 

[Sarcasmo]

people will pay us to be a walking billboard...it's genius

I wish I would encounter someone sporting the genius of a generic CNN headline on a shirt.

 

[JAXvillain]

Dear Shamwowz,

I beliede da chil'ren are are fewtuurr
Teach dem weyll and le'dem leeeda way

Show dem aw da bewtee day possess insiiide

Gi'dem a sense!

O' PRIDE!



Luh,

Randy Watson

I'm more partial to "fee times a mady"

Dear WaW

Do you still have that video of that girl smoking a cigar with her twat? If so , plz send it along to Duke, as he needs cheering up.

Hugz & Pisses

JPatrick

haven't seen that one in many years

Dear WAW

The next time I see you on your bike, Imma run you down with my Mercedes Benz.
Then I will give you mouth to mouth, slip you the tongue and take you to my lair where I will undress you and pinch your nipples with rusty pliers.

Love
Kiki

quoting because the rusty pliers bit is killing me

 

[Shalimar]

people will pay us to be a walking billboard...it's genius

/Nike

 

[JAXvillain]

Dear WAW,


Can I visit the A and sleep on your couch and visit this bar filled with awesomeness downstairs?


oh, and sit courtside at a Hawks game.


xoxo,
Shal to the Imar

sure man...not much season left though

 

[Sarcasmo]

Shal to the Imar sounds like a terrorist.

 

[Dharma1521]

dye my hair?

my family has a good bit of money but I'm no millionaire

I'm more of a perv than I am slimy...you confuse the two

Do you get a perm for your shirley temple hairstyle?

 

[JAXvillain]

Do you get a perm for your shirley temple hairstyle?

nope, that's just the way it is...are your tits real?

 

[Duke]

nope, that's just the way it is...are your tits real?

If they aren't, she needs a refund.

Just kidding. they sure look real, all big and roundy and stuff.

 

[Dharma1521]

nope, that's just the way it is...are your tits real?

They are.

 

[Dharma1521]

If they aren't, she needs a refund.

Just kidding. they sure look real, all big and roundy and stuff.

Listen bitch. I have nice boobs.

Don't make me cut you. I WILL DO IT.

 

[APRIL]

Do your tits hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

 

[Shalimar]

Shal to the Imar sounds like a terrorist.

 

[JAXvillain]

Do you get a perm for your shirley temple hairstyle?

funny thing is, my hair was completely and totally straight until I hit puberty and then it did this practically overnight

 

[Shalimar]

like her bewbs!

 

[Dharma1521]

funny thing is, my hair was completely and totally straight until I hit puberty and then it did this practically overnight

Mine was just frizzy and wavy then when I turned 23 or 24 it started getting really curly.

Bodies are fucking weird man.

 

[Dharma1521]

like her bewbs!

 

[Shalimar]