Why do the engineers never listen to us?
Every project that comes in here has the same problems over and over again and they never listen.
You must understand that these are the downtrodden people in life. They were beat up, laughed at, and rejected. Pretending they know what the hell they're talking about is the only thing they have to hang on to. It would be like trying to take your beer away. Can you imagine?!? The fix is simple : treat them like retarded children. Just smile and nod and say things like "yes,sir!" and "capital idea!", then inject the correct answer into the conversation while making them think they came up with it. An example would be "That's a great idea ____, but what do you think of ______. Would that work?" They'll feel good about themselves and you'll get to do things the right way the first time.
Alternatively, you can get them in a scissor hold and fart on their head until they submit.
How revolutionary is the i7 platform?
It's another step in the evolution of the microprocessor. I think the real boon here is the power saving features and the continuation of the fall in multiprocessor chips. More cores will offer more interesting computing scenarios as programmers get used to coding apps in a fully multithreaded fashion.
Also, DO WANT! I still have a single core and I gots a need for some heavy encoding tasks
Why does corn not get properly digested?
Its cellulose and we can't break it down in our gut. Alternatively, God was trying to jazz up poop with a little color.
Also, my cat has gas. Is there something to stop it besides a cork?
Pumpkin puree will help. If she won't eat it, mix it with a little cheese.
Alternatively, tie a candle to her ass. It won't stop the gas, but you'll be amused for hours.
Why does Mikey love (insert any name here) so much???
Because mikey's wang is a force onto itself' like gravity or magnetism. His wang is so massive and powerful that if it does not have some place to dock, it will be the end of days. It is crucial that he gets fly bitches constantly. This is why he roams the Earth, looking to score. It's not bad life choices, he's saving your ass.
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