Dear smileynev...

[smileynev]

how long will it take for my colon to start feeling the effects of the double-baked hot wings with extra hot sauce i had for lunch?

Depends on your tolerance for such things. For most men you'd be looking at under an hour.

 

[smileynev]

Why is IBM's phone support incompetent?

Thats what happens when you use domestic techs. They need to outsource overseas.

 

[CletusJones]

A lite salad with ranch and bleu cheese dressing, with a sparkling mineral water to wash it down.

I don't like bleu cheese dressing, and I'm not feeling a salad today. Try again.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thats what happens when you use domestic techs. They need to outsource overseas.

I think you're right, this guy has less brains than a mollusk.

 

[smileynev]

I don't like bleu cheese dressing, and I'm not feeling a salad today. Try again.

I'm just looking out for you arteries man. You need to listen to them a little more.

 

[CletusJones]

I'm just looking out for you arteries man. You need to listen to them a little more.

I had a salad for dinner last night, it was delicious. I can only eat so much salad though. I was thinking about going to Subway, do you think that would be alright? I was planning on a footlong club on honey oat bread.

 

[BigDov]

Dear smileynev-

I had salad with cranberries, walnuts, bleu cheese and some stupid fancy vinaigrette dressing last night, as a side dish to some VERY unhealthy fried chicken. Do you think that one cancels out the other??

Thanks in advance,
BD

 

[bast_imret]

Dear Smileynev,

What's a Nubian?

 

[smileynev]

I had a salad for dinner last night, it was delicious. I can only eat so much salad though. I was thinking about going to Subway, do you think that would be alright? I was planning on a footlong club on honey oat bread.

That would be an excellent idea. Stay away from oil and/or mayo. Cheese would be okay, though.

 

[smileynev]

Dear smileynev-

I had salad with cranberries, walnuts, bleu cheese and some stupid fancy vinaigrette dressing last night, as a side dish to some VERY unhealthy fried chicken. Do you think that one cancels out the other??

Thanks in advance,
BD

According to my calculations you need to eat 1 1/2 krispy kremes or the equivalent to balance that equation out

 

[smileynev]

Dear Smileynev,

What's a Nubian?

desslock.

 

[JAXvillain]

256. So light and so fluffy...

atomic weight isn't measured in newtons...what do I win for stumping you??

 

[smileynev]

atomic weight isn't measured in newtons...what do I win for stumping you??

I thought you were talking metric.

 

[BigDov]

According to my calculations you need to eat 1 1/2 krispy kremes or the equivalent to balance that equation out

Okay, that sounds great.

 

[CletusJones]

That would be an excellent idea. Stay away from oil and/or mayo. Cheese would be okay, though.

mayo and oil/vinegar make the sandwich delicious though. I must have them, they are non-negotiable. I'll tell them to go easy on the mayo and oil though, just for you.

 

[CletusJones]

atomic weight isn't measured in newtons...what do I win for stumping you??

what kind of newtons? fig newtons =

 

[JAXvillain]

I thought you were talking metric.

metric??? you freakin' minnesotans might as well just defect to canada

 

[smileynev]

metric??? you freakin' minnesotans might as well just defect to canada

already in the works.