Dear Santa,

dear santa,

i'm sure you've heard my thoughts or at least my hints on what i'd like for christmas. short of that, please send me a compound bow so that next year when you also don't deliver, i may threaten your reindeer as well.

<3 F33nX
 
My goodness...I should just cover my eyes and ears to protect myself from this kind of content!
 
wr3kt said:
That would explain why you keeping grabbing my cell phone and thinking it's my wang.


Fag.
No, I shove your cell in me bum because it has the strongest vibrate setting around. That ... and it smells like you :hi2u:
 
theacoustician said:
No, I shove your cell in me bum because it has the strongest vibrate setting around. That ... and it smells like you :hi2u:

I'm never using pink in a banner I make for this place ever again.

I think it's had undue effects on your mangina.