Dear Santa,

Mrs. Valve

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dear santa,

i'm sure you've heard my thoughts or at least my hints on what i'd like for christmas. short of that, please send me a compound bow so that next year when you also don't deliver, i may threaten your reindeer as well.

<3 F33nX
 

wr3kt

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Dear Santa,
Please replace my transmission, clutch, engine, and ac.


Thanks,
Me
 

wr3kt

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My goodness...I should just cover my eyes and ears to protect myself from this kind of content!
 

wr3kt

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theacoustician said:
It's cause I've started hitting the sauce at work.

That would explain why you keeping grabbing my cell phone and thinking it's my wang.


Fag.
 

theacoustician

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wr3kt said:
That would explain why you keeping grabbing my cell phone and thinking it's my wang.


Fag.
No, I shove your cell in me bum because it has the strongest vibrate setting around. That ... and it smells like you :hi2u:
 

wr3kt

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theacoustician said:
No, I shove your cell in me bum because it has the strongest vibrate setting around. That ... and it smells like you :hi2u:

I'm never using pink in a banner I make for this place ever again.

I think it's had undue effects on your mangina.