Thread Dear Liam

[Syrup Beaver]

MY gym has just launched a new 'paleo' menu. One breakfast item is poached egg on roast vegetables. WTF!

Was it a dinosaur egg?

 

[DJBrenton]

Was it a dinosaur egg?

I was expecting Flinstone sized ribs on a 'paleo' menu.

 

[kiwi]

I had half a pudding cup for breakfast.

 

[Floptical]

I had half a pudding cup for breakfast.

If you're a good girl I will give you the other half when I get home from work.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was expecting Flinstone sized ribs on a 'paleo' menu.

That's brontosaurus baby, not moooo cow.

 

[kiwi]

If you're a good girl I will give you the other half when I get home from work.

I'll try my best.

 

[Sp`ange]

I had half a pudding cup for breakfast.

how do only eat half? There's only 3-4 spoonfuls in one cup.

 

[kiwi]

how do only eat half? There's only 3-4 spoonfuls in one cup.

It was what my kid didn't finish.

 

[fly]

It was what my kid didn't finish.

How the hell did your kid only eat half?

 

[APRIL]

Omg Ape!!! You are my new boo

Quinoa owns my heart! Since I don't eat potatoes or pasta or beans and on the rare occasion rice, keenwaaaaah is the perfect alternative!
I eat it hot or cold and can be added to anything. I especially love it in my veggie soups or spinach soups.

Omg I had stir fry the other day with stir fry. It was heaven!!

One of my fave recipes: https://www.evernote.com/shard/s18/...98997eb6b97a/745e6006b9f6f4cfd61d3af019256db2

But since you don't eat potatoes..

 

[kiwi]

How the hell did your kid only eat half?

I don't know you'll have to ask him.

 

[APRIL]

How the hell did your kid only eat half?

Obviously you've never been a parent before.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How the hell did your kid only eat half?

I know, it shocks me on a daily basis, I don't recall ever only eating half of something, but it happens constantly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

my kid usually eats half a frozen waffle (while its frozen) then I later find the other half under a pillow on the sofa.

 

[eileenbunny]

ben dova?

I always wanted to marry Ben Dover. Eileen Dover has such a nice ring to it.

MY gym has just launched a new 'paleo' menu. One breakfast item is poached egg on roast vegetables. WTF!

I couldn't handle the paleo diet. I like carbs.

One of my fave recipes: https://www.evernote.com/shard/s18/...98997eb6b97a/745e6006b9f6f4cfd61d3af019256db2

But since you don't eat potatoes..

Wtf? Why not eat potatoes?

 

[Petunia]

One of my fave recipes: https://www.evernote.com/shard/s18/...98997eb6b97a/745e6006b9f6f4cfd61d3af019256db2

But since you don't eat potatoes..

its not that i dont want to... i just cant
i cant digest them properly and it i get horrific craps and tummy aches... my body has to produce more enzymes to try and break them down and digest them and in the process it murders me

but this looks amazinnnnnng... i want sommmmmmmmme

 

[eileenbunny]

its not that i dont want to... i just cant
i cant digest them properly and it i get horrific craps and tummy aches... my body has to produce more enzymes to try and break them down and digest them and in the process it murders me

but this looks amazinnnnnng... i want sommmmmmmmme

You know laxatives make it more difficult for your intestines to produce the proper enzymes to digest food.

 

[Petunia]

You know laxatives make it more difficult for your intestines to produce the proper enzymes to digest food.

I've had this potato issue long before I started abusing laxxies.
I have a sensitivity to the damn potatoooooooO

Anyhoo I've only take laxxies twice this month YAY!!!

 

[eileenbunny]

I've had this potato issue long before I started abusing laxxies.
I have a sensitivity to the damn potatoooooooO

Anyhoo I've only take laxxies twice this month YAY!!!

Is it just potato or all complex carbs?

 

[Petunia]

Is it just potato or all complex carbs?

yes most... but id say potatoes and pasta are the absolute worse. the starch murders me.
but corn sucks for me too and i fucking love corn.