Tampa Dear fly

you can reroute the urethra out the back and leave the penis alone. forgot the name of the surgery but i've seen it done a handful of times...

was walking a dog once that had the surgery a year before and i had completely forgotten about it. was standing behind it, it hiked it's leg to pee on a lamp post or something, pretty soon my legs were wet... was not amused. i've been properly pissed on dogs twice, that was one of those times.
 
you can reroute the urethra out the back and leave the penis alone. forgot the name of the surgery but i've seen it done a handful of times...

was walking a dog once that had the surgery a year before and i had completely forgotten about it. was standing behind it, it hiked it's leg to pee on a lamp post or something, pretty soon my legs were wet... was not amused. i've been properly pissed on dogs twice, that was one of those times.

We weren't given that option.