Damnit!

you swiss army knife Nob. ever self respecting man carries one..or a letterman tool.
I carry a spoon so I can play Knifey Spoony

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You callous bastard. Those people have shed blood for you. You should be at the local VFW sucking the cocks of those that provided the freedom you so enjoy.

I will order a code red on your ass if you don't show some goddamn respect.

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Im actually ex-military so Im not required to give a shit, but thx for playing!
 
Yes Kyle, I will suck your balls. Just stop me from freezing myself, and I will get down on my knees, and suck your balls. I will suck them dry.