The more questionable thing is why does he want 5 kids?
Mum pregnant with her son's baby and will give birth to her own granddaughter
Nancy Hauck, 56 says she can't wait to give birth to her granddaughterwww.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Tampa Daily stupid news thread
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Dog pooed in woman's face as she slept leaving her in hospital for days
Amanda Gommo was sleeping with her mouth open when she woke as something squirted into it
www.walesonline.co.uk
Boy 'turned into a Simpsons character' after eating too many oranges
'When the doctor told us about what the cause was, we both thought it was absolutely hilarious'
www.walesonline.co.uk
Dad orders UK's 'biggest' bacon butty from Greggs - bursting with 51 rashers
The man ordered the 2,920 calorie butty from Greggs after hankering for a big breakfast, and the 51 bacon rashers did not disappoint - as he urged staff to pile on more meat
www.mirror.co.uk
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
I'm being terrorised by the squirrels in my kitchen - BBC News
Michelle Collins says she is terrified because grey squirrels have been living in her house for years.
www.bbc.co.uk
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Hi flySquirrels are assholes.We have a big plastic bench down the hill where the bird feeders are. The bench has storage in it. At one point, @APRIL put the birdseed in the bench. It didn't take long before the squirrels started to try to chew through the bench. Dickheads.
Nothing wrong with the squirrels behavior, dont be such a hater
‘I can’t be in the same room as oranges’: Guardian readers on their most hated foods
From coffee to baked beans, and Coca-Cola to milkshakes, readers name the foods that make them retch – and unpack the emotions behind their aversion
www.theguardian.com
I am being terrorised by my robot vacuum cleaner | Emma Beddington
Morning, noon and night, it’s there, whirring and whirling around. It’s so industrious I feel simultaneously scared and shamed, writes Emma Beddington
www.theguardian.com
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Woman keeps unopened Easter egg for 63 years paying £80 a month to keep it cool
A great-grandmother has kept an Easter egg for more than 60 years as she thought it was 'too pretty to eat', and she even pays around £80 to keep it cool in storage
www.mirror.co.uk
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence
A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.
www.lbc.co.uk
Man arrested over Downing Street crash charged with making indecent child images
The 43-year-old has appeared at Westminster Magistrates' Court for a matter unrelated to the Whitehall collision, which continues to be investigated by police but is not being treated as terror-related.
news.sky.com
Stupidest nonce award
'Nonce' and the word's invention at a Yorkshire prison stuns viewers
It came from 'Monster Mansion' HMP Wakefield and one of their prison wings.
www.examinerlive.co.uk
Interesting. I'll go watch it. I never knew what nonce meant but remember saying it as a child to insult someone and my dad being horrified'Nonce' and the word's invention at a Yorkshire prison stuns viewers
It came from 'Monster Mansion' HMP Wakefield and one of their prison wings.