Crows are going to kill me!

Sarcasmo said:
And then hissed "JOOWEEEEEEEEEEE" as it squeeaaaaked down the glass leaving a gory trail in its wake.
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lmaooo. I actually had a bird fly into a patio door once. He was fighting with another bird while they were flying. He landed on the grounded and moved his beak once or twice, then croaked. :(
 
Thorn Bird said:
and then it has zombie sex.
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The crow rips the dead partner in half with it's mighty penis. spraying gore and debris all over the driveway, everyone watches the crow in absolute fear! Babies are crying, mothers can't hold in their lunchtime paninis spraying vomit all over the walls causing their husbands to vomit the contents of their stomachs on their wives, OH THE HUMANITY!

The crow digs his wing into his fallen partner's abdomen, scraping the blood across it's beak in a gesture of pure domination.

The neighborhood gathers around the dead crow, one grabs a shoebox to bury it in, picking up all the pieces and spraying down the neighbor's driveway with a hose. They all retire to their homes not knowing what will happen next.

Every night the crow with the red strip returns and caws into the night. The neighbors live in fear to this day.
 
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