critter control
- Thread starter Thorn Bird
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i'm hopin for a deep water blackout while scuba diving... just drift away unconsciously sucking in water and being gone in 2 minutes.
Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
the critter control guys found the hole. I don't have time to pull the boards off the porch walls till Saturday. I was thinking of pouring some poison down in the holes. That or bleach and ammonia. :beatit:
Syrup Beaver
pants log
I've said that before, here too I think
If I was dying from cancer I'd grab enough tanks to get REALLY FREAKING DEEP and just keep going....
I've said that before, here too I think
If I was dying from cancer I'd grab enough tanks to get REALLY FREAKING DEEP and just keep going....
yea, i've been saying for years if i was terminally ill, i'd go for one last dive over a ledge and try to make it to 1,000 feet.
Bleach and ammonia seems like it releases tons of chlorine gas but it really doesnt
Now if you were to say happen to maybe accident buy some pool cleaner (Sodium hypochlorite, most are marked HTH for high test hypochlorite, with a concentrate of about 50%) and ammonia you might get what you were aiming for.
The problem though is that it is lighter than air.
Toxins dont work great because they are scavangers though. Mechanical traps are the most effective method. Sticky traps are just great, squirrels will leave iy you close the holes. etc.
Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
Bleach and ammonia seems like it releases tons of chlorine gas but it really doesnt
Now if you were to say happen to maybe accident buy some pool cleaner (Sodium hypochlorite, most are marked HTH for high test hypochlorite, with a concentrate of about 50%) and ammonia you might get what you were aiming for.
The problem though is that it is lighter than air.
Toxins dont work great because they are scavangers though. Mechanical traps are the most effective method. Sticky traps are just great, squirrels will leave iy you close the holes. etc.
I was thinking of getting out the smoke machine and putting it one hole and smoke 'em out. Once the are gone, I'll close up the holes and they can find some place in a tree.
Back in high school a friend of mine has his own shitty garage apt. He had a squirrel in his wall one time that was driving him nuts. One night when high he hit a whole in the top of the wall and poured bleach into the wall and killed the squirrel. That house stank so much that he soon had to move. Idiot.
Its too early for me to come up with a b_sin style corny joke about squirrel and nuts.
Have you ever seen the movie Primer? The noise may be Spange locked in the attic by his future self who is here to manipulate his current life.
Sp`ange
Flaccid Member
Just invite some stoners over to try to smoke them out. Eventually the critter will come out for munchies and be too high to run very well.
pretty much - my dad saw me tonight and said "which fucking tribe are you from?"
in response to the animals knocking about. get a good spade and a bottle of whiskey, sit on the porch then clean the pillock when he comes out for a look.
bonus is you can use the spade to then hoof its carcass into your neighbours house.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Meh if youre gonna take it apart anyway just get a tomato steak or something, you can beat them to death.