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How DO vampires survive in the arctic anyway. Being composed primarily of water, you cant always have a space heater on, and if you're body temp is always the mean temp, then soon as it hits 32 youd start freezing from the outside in.
 
plot said:
who said vampires are made out of water?
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Question: What Are the Elements in the Human Body?

Answer: Most of the human body is made up of water, H2O, with cells consisting of 65-90% water by weight. Therefore, it isn't surprising that most of a human body's mass is oxygen. Carbon, the basic unit for organic molecules, comes in second. 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of just six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus.

1. Oxygen (65%)
2. Carbon (18%)
3. Hydrogen (10%)
4. Nitrogen (3%)
5. Calcium (1.5%)
6. Phosphorus (1.0%)
7. Potassium (0.35%)
8. Sulfur (0.25%)
9. Sodium (0.15%)
10. Magnesium (0.05%)
11. Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%)
12. Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)

given that a vampire is a former human, chances are high the chemistry didn't change much.
 
So to defeat a vampire you can stake them (a la buffy, trueblood, anne rice, dracula;) expose them to sunlight (buffy, trueblood, ray bradbury, anne rice, dracula) or lock them in a walk in freezer.
 
ZRH said:
So to defeat a vampire you can stake them (a la buffy, trueblood, anne rice, dracula;) expose them to sunlight (buffy, trueblood, ray bradbury, anne rice, dracula) or lock them in a walk in freezer.
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AND TRUEBLOOD HAS A WALKIN FREEZER! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!


this also explains why vampires stay in caves... well, one more reason anyways.
 
Not mortality. That would be philosophy.

Physics! Anything that has mass and volume is matter. Vampires have volume. Ergo: composed of matter. All matter experiences phase changes. RAWR

PS: Permanently immobile is as good as dead. The most accurate vampires were really the I am Legend ones (novel not movie).
 
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sham w_a_w said:
you have it wrong as well...trying to use human bounds on those who are not
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You are mistaking the rules of nature and poetic license. I dont have a problem with the inexplicable, just the improbable. Everything could be easily explained as a separate evolutionary branch or parasitic infection. The authors of Vampire literature, shockingly, rarely delve into the spiritual nature of their subjects and usually attempt to build plausibility at the expense of supernatural themes.

Twilight is particularly cringe-worthy in this respect.
 
ZRH said:
How DO vampires survive in the arctic anyway. Being composed primarily of water, you cant always have a space heater on, and if you're body temp is always the mean temp, then soon as it hits 32 youd start freezing from the outside in.
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*cough* 30 Days of night *cough*

*cough* Blade Trinity *cough*
 
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ZRH said:
You are mistaking the rules of nature and poetic license. I dont have a problem with the inexplicable, just the improbable. Everything could be easily explained as a separate evolutionary branch or parasitic infection. The authors of Vampire literature, shockingly, rarely delve into the spiritual nature of their subjects and usually attempt to build plausibility at the expense of supernatural themes.

Twilight is particularly cringe-worthy in this respect.
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it's fucking make believe, they can do whatever they want :tard:
 
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