Sarcasmo said:My neighbor is a really hot girl, about mid-20s. She's cool enough, and we've hung out a couple times. My only problem with her is that she is incapable of quietly shutting her front door. I think she closes it about half way, walks to the other side of the room, and then runs full sprint and slams her body against it, ensuring that when it shuts the entire southern half of the complex knows about it and somewhere in Japan a nervous seismologist double-checks his instruments. It's fucking ridiculous.
way to get into hot chick's home AND solve the door problem:
lord flaccid: howdy ho, neighbor! it sounds like your door has a hinge broken or something, the way it keeps slamming. want me to take a look at it? lemme go get my tools and some lube.