Dearest Hand,
It wasn't so long ago that you came into my life, and I've thanked <insert deity> everyday. I can barely remember what my life was like before you, and I honestly never want to. And while I hope that I am enough of a man for you to hold on to, I go to bed every night knowing that when I wake up in the morning, you will be right there with me in body and spirit. The way you hold me, the way you gently take me and make me the happiest man ever, is something that I never thought possible.
I cherish the time we spend together, and I hope it never ends.
I love you Hand.
-elpmis
P.S. Would you mind it if I brought a friend? She's not as soft as you, but I know that the three of us could make some sweet manbutter.