This is not for the faint of heart. This dumb summ bitch keeps sending me urgent emails to get this mixer4 mailed out. Here's my last response:
I'm fucking with you. I'm wasting your time like you've wasted mine. Your "official" document from the USPS could have been put together by a 4th grader. If you're going to scam people you should fix your English. The USPS doesn't produce documents with poor type setting, spelling errors, random capitalization of letters, terrible subject verb agreement, a huge fucking horizontal line of copied and pasted gif files of money flipping, and an off center shot of a god damned mail truck. Granted, I don't speak whatever derivative of Afro-Asiatic/Hausa you speak, but I'm not trying to steal products from your dumb fucking ass. I was going to send 6 pounds of dog shit with your prepaid postage, but I didn't want to get into a tangle with U.S. Customs. If I wasn't worried about finding a clean water source I'd fly to your shitty country and shoot your cattle. Good luck with your crappy elections, fucktard. Tell Obasanjo I said "hi". By the way, thanks for the oil. My SUV drinks that shit like your thirsty great grandmother drank well water after getting buttfucked by a gang of English colonists.
I'm fucking with you. I'm wasting your time like you've wasted mine. Your "official" document from the USPS could have been put together by a 4th grader. If you're going to scam people you should fix your English. The USPS doesn't produce documents with poor type setting, spelling errors, random capitalization of letters, terrible subject verb agreement, a huge fucking horizontal line of copied and pasted gif files of money flipping, and an off center shot of a god damned mail truck. Granted, I don't speak whatever derivative of Afro-Asiatic/Hausa you speak, but I'm not trying to steal products from your dumb fucking ass. I was going to send 6 pounds of dog shit with your prepaid postage, but I didn't want to get into a tangle with U.S. Customs. If I wasn't worried about finding a clean water source I'd fly to your shitty country and shoot your cattle. Good luck with your crappy elections, fucktard. Tell Obasanjo I said "hi". By the way, thanks for the oil. My SUV drinks that shit like your thirsty great grandmother drank well water after getting buttfucked by a gang of English colonists.