Syrup Beaver
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Play some battlefield tonite sir. i need to take out my aggressions about you not posting anymore.Drool-Boy said:
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...it's like...
...you're driving in your car. You're driving, you're driving, and all of a sudden there's a tire in the road. SCREEEEAAAACCCCH. Whoa. That. Was. Close.
Now let's see what happens when you're using the OTHER guy's brakes. You're driving along, you're driving, the kids are screaming in the back seat "I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!" "SHUT UP, GOD d*mnIT!" there's the tire! SCREEEEACH. "Oh my god I can't stop! ARGGGHHHH! I'm burning alive!" Uh oh, here comes the meat wagon! Rewwwaaar rewwwaaar rewwwwaaarr. Coroner gets out "Oh...my...god." New guy's in the corner puking his guts out BLEAH! BLEAH! .........all cause you wanted to save a couple of pennies.
......I'm sorry, what was the question?
...you're driving in your car. You're driving, you're driving, and all of a sudden there's a tire in the road. SCREEEEAAAACCCCH. Whoa. That. Was. Close.
Now let's see what happens when you're using the OTHER guy's brakes. You're driving along, you're driving, the kids are screaming in the back seat "I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!" "SHUT UP, GOD d*mnIT!" there's the tire! SCREEEEACH. "Oh my god I can't stop! ARGGGHHHH! I'm burning alive!" Uh oh, here comes the meat wagon! Rewwwaaar rewwwaaar rewwwwaaarr. Coroner gets out "Oh...my...god." New guy's in the corner puking his guts out BLEAH! BLEAH! .........all cause you wanted to save a couple of pennies.
......I'm sorry, what was the question?
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ChikkenNoodul said:
I just wanna know where you got the nightgown. You should wear it more often. It's a nice look for you.
Syrup Beaver
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AhahahahahahahaPandora said:I just wanna know where you got the nightgown. You should wear it more often. It's a nice look for you.
It's a genuine middle eastern muu-muu or whatever it is they call them things over there
JaymieT said:...a small but perfect diamond. You might have to search for it, but it's worth the time it takes to find it.
Take THAT, you assholes who don't know how to appreciate someone like Coqui
Bah! We all have lotsa
for Coqui! Anyone who says otherwise doesn't count. JaymieT said:...a small but perfect diamond. You might have to search for it, but it's worth the time it takes to find it.
Take THAT, you assholes who don't know how to appreciate someone like Coqui
