Coping with temptation

[Syrup Beaver]

I thought I was pregnant once, but it turned out I just needed to pinch a loaf.

Mine turned out to be 12 months of eating out 5 nights a week.

I thought it was a longer than normal gestation period.

 

[Duke]

I thought I was pregnant once, but it turned out I just needed to pinch a loaf.

Was it 8.6 courics?

 

[Onnotangu]

Are you asking me if I'm cooking babies in my belly?

*chinese accent* secrat brack bebe!

 

[Thorn Bird]

She's getting another cat.

omg this is totally it and i've been duped and i'mma kill me a girl.