Thread Cool Things The Pope says

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LETS GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF SACRAMENT BUDDY!
WHOA, WATCH THE JESUS JUICE, DON'T GET IT ON THE CARPET!
 
It wouldn't matter if the Pope said "There is no God, and evolution is both real and gay. And so am I."

Some other pope would come along and say "No, he was wrong."

And everyone would clap and cheer and eat it up because for some reason there are millions of people who care what the Pope says.
 
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In case you're not familiar with Father Ted, it's about 3 catholic priests living on a remote Irish island. Father Ted, almost normal, Father Jack, an old foul-mouthed alcoholic, and Father Dougal, who is quite simple, as in short bus simple.

Father Dougal McGuire: I've never met a celebrity before.
Father Ted Crilly: You met the Pope.
Father Dougal McGuire: Did I?
Father Ted Crilly: Yes, do you not remember that time we were in Rome?
Father Dougal McGuire: That was the Pope? That old fella living in the art gallery?
Father Ted Crilly: The Vatican, Dougal! The Vatican!
Father Dougal McGuire: Still, he's not a celebrity in the true sense of the word.
Father Ted Crilly: He's God's representative on Earth, Dougal!
Father Dougal McGuire: You'd think he'd be taller.
Father Ted Crilly: You mean like a giant?
 
I have no idea about anything the pope says. I don't really follow the church in any manner.
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You've never even said you were Catholic. You do realize that MOST Christians in the US are protestant. You realize "protestant" is literally people who AREN'T PART OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

IT WOULD LITERALLY SHOCK ME MORE IF YOU KNEW CATECHISM THAN IF YOU DIDN'T.