Thread Cool Things The Pope says

[thintoast]

Whatever you do, don't let Kiko sing this song...

God’s love is bigger than the mountains,
higher than the stars and wider than the ocean.
God’s love is taller than my Dad,
and God’s love is inside me.

 

[thintoast]

Or this one...

Jesus loves me! This I know,
As He loved so long ago,
Taking children on His knee,
Saying, “Let them come to Me.”

 

[Petunia]

Whatever you do, don't let Kiko sing this song...

God’s love is bigger than the mountains,
higher than the stars and wider than the ocean.
God’s love is taller than my Dad,
and God’s love is inside me.

It sounds mad creepy

 

[thintoast]

Pedophiles, the lot of them.

 

[thintoast]

If I was a gay egyptian, I'd name my penis "Pharoah" and sing this each time I got a beej.

Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt's Land.
Tell ol' Pharoah,
Let my people go.

 

[gee]

Lots of lyrics to memorize and new words to learn, but here's a fun song about the pope.

 

[Amstel]

is your daughters friend obese yet?
im gone ago ahead and say YES.
i don't have a single box thing in this house for my kid. ew. i don't want him to grow a tail

Get this, the whole family are thin. They just eat like shit. BUT - for me, if she had the occasional totinos pizza dinner she'll be fine.

What's actually funny about it is that my daughter comes home starving. "Daaaad, I don't really like those. . . "

 

[plot]

Per "pewforum" Christian religions are on the decline:

http://www.pewforum.org/2015/05/12/americas-changing-religious-landscape/pr_15-05-12_rls-00/


Hold on, I'm looking for government statistics.

uuuh... according to this jehovah's witnesses are gaining. anyone else alarmed by this?

 

[Ledboots]

uuuh... according to this jehovah's witnesses are gaining. anyone else alarmed by this?

Well, as patients, Jehovah's Witnesses can be annoying with the whole no blood product thing.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, as patients, Jehovah's Witnesses can be annoying with the whole no blood product thing.

They can be religious or die, their choice

 

[Ledboots]

They can be religious or die, their choice

It's the paperwork that is the hassle.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's the paperwork that is the hassle.

Oh, well, yeah that I can understand

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Should just be a check box for "idiot"

 

[MadDog]

 

[Coqui]

 

[Petunia]

Lol