Halp Cooking dinner for some pompous a-holes

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1. never invite fat people over for dinner
2. never invite people with food allergies over for dinner

really, there's only like 2 rules for inviting people over to dinner, and you broke them both.
 

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1. never invite fat people over for dinner
2. never invite people with food allergies over for dinner

really, there's only like 2 rules for inviting people over to dinner, and you broke them both.
How'd you like to be the one with food allergies that never gets invited to dinner? It's not like people with real allergies can help it. That's like saying don't have people with diabetes over for dinner or don't have people recovering from cancer over for dinner. It's just mean and offensive. Rachel Ray said that once too and I can't get over my hate of her now, not that I expect she'll be inviting me over for dinner anyway, but promoting that kind of attitude really pisses me off.
 

my little brony

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How'd you like to be the one with food allergies that never gets invited to dinner? It's not like people with real allergies can help it. That's like saying don't have people with diabetes over for dinner or don't have people recovering from cancer over for dinner. It's just mean and offensive. Rachel Ray said that once too and I can't get over my hate of her now, not that I expect she'll be inviting me over for dinner anyway, but promoting that kind of attitude really pisses me off.
You are correct.

I would modify it to: never invite people with lame, made-up food allergies over. Basically, unless you can die from it, I don't consider it an allergy. If eating peanuts will make you swell up and stop living, I have sympathy. If having gluten makes a grown fat dude whine like a wittle girl that his tummy hurts, he needs to have his balls chopped off because he's obviously not putting them to use.

:cool:

edit: i'd still put it to ray ray like it was going out of style, tho. for you, i'll even choke her
 
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How'd you like to be the one with food allergies that never gets invited to dinner? It's not like people with real allergies can help it. That's like saying don't have people with diabetes over for dinner or don't have people recovering from cancer over for dinner. It's just mean and offensive. Rachel Ray said that once too and I can't get over my hate of her now, not that I expect she'll be inviting me over for dinner anyway, but promoting that kind of attitude really pisses me off.
There's a difference between your crazy allergies and some fat fuck that thinks he's allergic to gluten.