Cookies!

Mr. Furlong said:
She said she'd make chocolate chip cookies when she visited Portland in a couple of weeks. I'm a simple man, I think I'd prefer those over these new-fangled "monster cookies".

Not a thing wrong with chocolate chip, one of my favorites :drool:

But monster cookies are hardly "new-fangled", I remember them from when I was a kid, and yes, I almost qualify as a senior citizen of UF :(