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Fuxx says:
You should make a thread about your crush on fly
Fuxx says:
its about time you get that out int he open darling


If I don't do what she says, then I have to give her shopping money, this is the cheaper way out.


For content, write a two-paragraph post on whether fly and elpmis should hook up in an episode next season, or if elpmis' character should be killed off because he wants too much money.
 
fly and elpmis do not like each other in real life. In fact their agents say they hate each other's guts. They're only in it for the money
 
Drool-Boy said:
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothin, you already told the bitch twice:mad:

So I walk into this bar and I order a drink and while I sit there I see this beautiful woman at a dark table across from me. I'd had a rough day at work, hadn't felt the touch of a woman in sometime, so I thought to myself "Why not bug the living hell out of her?" I picked up my drink, walked to her table, sat down, and upon looking at her face I noticed that she had a black eye which made me think "Oh great, she doesn't listen"....

(Dave Attell standup)