[Contest] Completely useless birthday contest

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@fly 's next contest: We all submit our banking info and fly sees who he can siphon the most money from before the bank flags the account.

Jokes on him then , cuz I aint got any

 

[Mikeawesome]

I had to just close the window and walk away. I also downloaded chicken inc for a day till I realized how horrible if a time suck that was. Nope. I’ve got things to do.

Get the bingo hall

 

[HipHugHer]

Is this some kind of drunk game like quarters or something?

What happens when somebody else inadvertently downs a keg cup of somebody else's Copenhagen spit?

 

[august]

Dopamine is a hell of a drug.

I'm already dopamine's bitch to the detriment of everything else in my life, I have to be super careful about knowingly exposing myself to shiny new sources of it (especially bc the novelty acts like a bonus/multiplier). if I know ahead of time something is likely to be a new, big source of dopamine, I usually have the willpower to resist, but once I get a hit, I will do nothing but push that dopamine button, whatever it is, until it runs out.

 

[fly]

Is this some kind of drunk game like quarters or something?

What happens when somebody else inadvertently downs a keg cup of somebody else's Copenhagen spit?

Oh man, I did that once. So fucking groce.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Oh man, I did that once. So fucking groce.

Were you hoping for a different kind of spit in the cup?

 

[JAXvillain]

Oh man, I did that once. So fucking groce.

I have as well. Fucking brutal.

 

[JAXvillain]

Are there particular places that are most advantageous for sugar lumps or should I just keep tossing them about all willy nilly?

 

[fly]

Are there particular places that are most advantageous for sugar lumps or should I just keep tossing them about all willy nilly?

Invest at least one into the ones that unlock a minigame. After that, invest them in the highest building you have unlocked.

 

[HipHugHer]

Oh man, I did that once. So fucking groce.

I think we all have or at least should have.

 

[kiwi]

I think we all have or at least should have.

I disagree. I’m good never doing that.

 

[HipHugHer]

I disagree. I’m good never doing that.

Hey come on a little livin ain't gonna kill ya.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Hey come on a little livin ain't gonna kill ya.

All the dead folk I know used to be livin'.

 

[JAXvillain]

Invest at least one into the ones that unlock a minigame. After that, invest them in the highest building you have unlocked.

Which ones unlock mini game? Don't see anything that really indicates that.

 

[fly]

Which ones unlock mini game? Don't see anything that really indicates that.

Mouse over it. It will tell you. IIRC, banks are one.

 

[JAXvillain]

Mouse over it. It will tell you. IIRC, banks are one.

Ah, I'm using a tablet. I'll figure it out.

 

[kiwi]

Ah, I'm using a tablet. I'll figure it out.

You can’t do anything on the tablet. You have to be able to drag and drop. The mini games are effectively useless on my phone.

 

[Petunia]

i can’t believe y’all are still on this cookie shit

 

[JAXvillain]

i can’t believe y’all are still on this cookie shit

There's shit I haven't unlocked yet

 

[Jehannum]

There's shit I haven't unlocked yet

There always will be. That's how those games work.