[Contest] Completely useless birthday contest

[kiwi]

Who won?!?!?!??!?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh I see. I missed it cause you just posted a link. Okay, you'll take doge's place.

edit: Or did you post hitting 1M too?

Oh I can hit 1m soon if that's a thing

 

[JAXvillain]

Wait, I'm at 139k. I made it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Why is doge on there? He just put his name over dory's

Fucking snitch

 

[Strings]

Fucking snitch

It's getting so a dishonest guy can't even make a living anymore.

 

[Strings]

Fucking hippies

 

[Domon]

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Since fly cant be bothered to tell us, the impostor won

Result:​
7

 

[Domon]

oh wait, dory got subbed in

Dory wins!

 

[fly]

Woohoo Dory! Will get the deets over to you later today.

 

[Strings]

Congrats @Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Woah man. Best day ever!!!!!

 

[Jehannum]

OF COURSE

Spoiler

Dear God, why would you click this?

 

[Petunia]

ok so when is the real contest gonna start

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

#audittheRNG

 

[JAXvillain]

ok so when is the real contest gonna start

We're going to take bets on how many carrots @fly can stuff in his ass.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Fucking snitch

 

[Petunia]

We're going to take bets on how many carrots @fly can stuff in his ass.

i love it. my answer is 26

 

[JAXvillain]

i love it. my answer is 26

I'm going with 15. That's the age @APRIL has to pretend to be when they do it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We're going to take bets on how many carrots @fly can stuff in his ass.

The answer is "all of them"