[Contest] Completely useless birthday contest

[Petunia]

Is this some kinda cruel joke like marklar?

RIGHT?????

 

[kiwi]

Done.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Fuck you.

 

[kiwi]

Now both my boys want to create accounts so they can participate and win the gift card.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now both my boys want to create accounts so they can participate and win the gift card.

That was @fly s plan all along
To get the young boys to post here

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Fuck you.

Fuck you, bonusly.

 

[fly]

That was @fly s plan all along
To get the young boys to post here

 

[Domon]

1M a second @fly

 

[Domon]

Priestess Grandmas is the way to maximum cookies

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Is this some kinda cruel joke like marklar?

@APRIL gets all the cookies.

 

[kiwi]

Just hit 1 mil per sec.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Goddammit it paused overnight

 

[Mikeawesome]

how did you guys go from 100k to 1mil that quick

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm barely at 100k. What a part timer. How do I upload a phone screenshot here without it saying its too big?

 

[Petunia]

how did you guys go from 100k to 1mil that quick

i did 36 and quit.

 

[fly]

i did 36 and quit.

So your real problem with this contest is that you don't want to do it.

 

[Petunia]

So your real problem with this contest is that you don't want to do it.

no, it’s just clicking on a cookie .. it doesn’t get me off vs 99% of your other contests

 

[Jehannum]

So your real problem with this contest is that you don't want to do it.

yeah, it holds no appeal. I'd rather roll $25 cash up into a straw and see if I can stick it up my urethra.

 

[Strings]

yeah, it holds no appeal. I'd rather roll $25 cash up into a straw and see if I can stick it up my urethra.

Ouch!
Can't you fuckers just play Words with Friends like everyone else?

 

[fly]

no, it’s just clicking on a cookie .. it doesn’t get me off vs 99% of your other contests

The more people that do this contest, the more likely I am to come up with possibly better and possibly more fun shit.