Commuter afflictions

[Syrup Beaver]

We all occasionally get the 'coffee printed' shirt, and 'nev coats his car with Cherry Coke from time to time.

And then there's the donut sprinkles in your pockets, and the donut powder all over your dark clothes.

The worst one has to be 'muffin butt' though, where you spill crumbs and clumps from a muffin and it works it's way underneath your butt on the seat and sticks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.

 

[fly]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.

I had a chick do that once. I've found if you give them a good beating, like a serios Rick James style beating, they stop.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I'm a pretty disgusting guy at times, so I get the "I need to blow my nose so I reach to find a Kleenex or napkin just to find that it has been used before...like 10 minutes ago" issues.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I dont really eat in my vehicle that much
My wife always throws the little wrapper from her drink straws in the door pocket of my truck tho.

I spend like 4 hours a day in my car, I eat, drink, whiz, shower, shave, and perform home dentistry in there.

 

[theacoustician]

Eating in my car is punishable by death.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I had a chick do that once. I've found if you give them a good beating, like a serios Rick James style beating, they stop.

Did you smash her head into the dashboard?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I spend like 4 hours a day in my car, I eat, drink, whiz, shower, shave, and perform home dentistry in there.

ah, see my commute is like 15 minutes each way

 

[smileynev]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.

a skinny little thing like you needs to eat as often as you can

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I eat in my car quite often, actually. Surprising as that may sound. And I think the cherry coke incident has permanently muxed up my driver's side locking mechanism.

You could just steal a door from another malibu

 

[Syrup Beaver]

a skinny little thing like you needs to eat as often as you can

He's gonna waste away, get that boy some chocolate cake

 

[smileynev]

You could just steal a door from another malibu

They had a thing on the radio this morning about what your star wars name would be.

Take the last three letters of your first name and reverse them
Then take the model of the first car that you have owned
and finally add "from the planet" and the name of your last prescription medication.

Mine would be "Niv Malibu from the planet I don't even remember"

 

[smileynev]

He's gonna waste away, get that boy some chocolate cake

I almost bought a chocolate chocolate chip muffin, but it would have filled me up for the day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I almost bought a chocolate chocolate chip muffin, but it would have filled me up for the day.

And you would've had muffin butt.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They had a thing on the radio this morning about what your star wars name would be.

Take the last three letters of your first name and reverse them
Then take the model of the first car that you have owned
and finally add "from the planet" and the name of your last prescription medication.

Mine would be "Niv Malibu from the planet I don't even remember"

Lra Cutlass Supreme from the Planet Versed

 

[smileynev]

Lra Cutlass Supreme from the Planet Versed

ohhh, Lra. Very sexy in a wookie kind of way.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ick Maverick from the planet ?

 

[smileynev]

Ick Maverick from the planet ?

Viagra?
Monoxidil?
Cialis?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Viagra?
Monoxidil?
Cialis?

the last perscription I had was some ointment for a scratch I got on my freakin eyeball that got infected