Thread come ITT and tell what your perfect SO/Lover would be like

[HipHugHer]

She would have to look a lot like [you][/you]'s mom.

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

 

[Strings]

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

Only if your mom was mentioned.

 

[Ledboots]

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

Yes

 

[Duke]

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

[you][/you] doesn't know about the three sea shells.

 

[Strings]

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

If not @Jehannum knows my mom.

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm way too smart for you people. I only hang around here to bring up the average enough so you all don't become wards of the state.

 

[Strings]

I'm way too smart for you people. I only hang around here to bring up the average enough so you all don't become wards of the state.

Ahh, the good old days.

 

[MacG]

@MacG Case in point.

Are you kidding me, I'm very turned on right now. I'd bang her from wall to wall, it'd be like Terminator 2 fight scene but this time its banging.

I think @Puff Dabby and @MacG will make a cute psychotic couple.
We simply need to remove household poison, and all sharp objects.

Hey I like my sharp objects.

And my baseball bat, and taser, and foldable baton. They're nice toys.

 

[Duke]

Are you kidding me, I'm very turned on right now. I'd bang her from wall to wall

Vaya con dios

 

[Petunia]

say hello to my next exHusb

hes perfect


but


if hes a little too dark for you assholes, here is my lighter next exHusband

 

[Jehannum]

I'm on-and-off trying to watch that show, but there's so much man-hugging.

It would make an excellent drinking game, but it's starting to feel a little telenovela-y for me in any other sense.

 

[lol]

wessels post your perfect so. in before atlas <3

Pfft

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[HipHugHer]

Never understood the infatuation with bald dudes.

 

[august]

Is this one of those you/you thingies?

if you're ever unsure, you can quote the post- when you see the quoted post, it'll be in there either as your actual name if they really said it, or the you you thing if they were being trixy minxes about it.

 

[HipHugHer]

trixy minxes

You think you're being smunny, fartass?

 

[Applesauce]

say hello to my next exHusb

hes perfect


but


if hes a little too dark for you assholes, here is my lighter next exHusband

LL was always the best of them all (rappers, black actors), but he's fucked himself up. Doesn't even look like the same person now.