Baby Come in Here and I wont Insult You

[APRIL]

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

Bend over, sweetie and show me your buckeye.

 

[APRIL]

i hate you so much

I would hate me too for that comment. Sowwie.

 

[APRIL]

Your #73 roll cradles my burrito cart like a bevy of fluffy forest creatures ^_^

Their muffled cries will be no match for the amount of burrito cheese sauce I want to pour in your A2A unit.

 

[my little brony]

apology not accepted. i am owed a taint massage

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Their muffled cries will be no match for the amount of burrito cheese sauce I want to pour in your A2A unit.

I thought you were going to insult me, not whisper sweet nothings?

 

[APRIL]

Let's see what you've got.

Out of everyone here, I don't think I want to mess with you. You scare me...

 

[APRIL]

apology not accepted. i am owed a taint massage

I will send my white gentleman to your door.


...with cheese sauce.

 

[APRIL]

I thought you were going to insult me, not whisper sweet nothings?

[whisper]The cheese sauce is boiling[/whisper]

 

[APRIL]

i should insult you all.... where shall i begin?

Yay! Go for it!!!!

 

[Coqui]

Bend over, sweetie and show me your buckeye.

So hitting on me is an insult now?

 

[APRIL]

So hitting on me is an insult now?

I just basically called OSU shitty.

 

[Coqui]

I just basically called OSU shitty.

oh.....that was a butt joke....I thought we were talking about my hernia.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

[whisper]The cheese sauce is boiling[/whisper]

Well now I'm just hungry.

 

[my little brony]

I will send my white gentleman to your door.


...with cheese sauce.

MCFRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[APRIL]

MCFRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Where is Mayor McCheese anyways?

 

[my little brony]

who?

 

[APRIL]

Oh damnit, I was trying to segue into something else.


Anyways, fuck you.

 

[Casper]

Oh damnit, I was trying to segue into something else.


Anyways, fuck you.

 

[APRIL]

That sums it up quite nicely, Casper.

 

[kiwi]

Out of everyone here, I don't think I want to mess with you. You scare me...

INSULT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!