GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[fly]

Id say the worst thing about a roommate is the fact that you have to have a roommate in the first place

Maybe his roommates let him have sex with them, like yours does.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe his roommates let him have sex with them, like yours does.

I dont really consider co-habitation with a female a "room mate" situation

 

[Darth Handsome]

what kind of female would let Mustard crawl on top of her, this sounds like a bunch of poppycock

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what kind of female would let Mustard crawl on top of her, this sounds like a bunch of poppycock

Its happened more times than youd think, and I was surprised myself almost every time

 

[fly]

I dont really consider co-habitation with a female a "room mate" situation

Boo, you're no fun!

 

[Darth Handsome]

his old lady must be seeing her life through the thousand yard stare

 

[nukes]

The cycle of life...
18- "yay I'm finally out of my mother's house!" But you weren't counting on college roommates.
24- "wow I have a place and it's MINE!"
28- "Wow I convinced a chick to move in with me and we share a BED!"
42- "I get no SPACE. The kids have rooms to themselves, even the dog sleeps alone. Is she EVER gonna stop SNORING?"...

 

[nukes]

The cycle of life...
18- "yay I'm finally out of my mother's house!" But you weren't counting on college roommates.
24- "wow I have a place and it's MINE!"
28- "Wow I convinced a chick to move in with me and we share a BED!"
42- "I get no SPACE. The kids have rooms to themselves, even the dog sleeps alone. Is she EVER gonna stop SNORING?"...

@Amstel

 

[wetwillie]

The cycle of life...
18- "yay I'm finally out of my mother's house!" But you weren't counting on college roommates.
24- "wow I have a place and it's MINE!"
28- "Wow I convinced a chick to move in with me and we share a BED!"
42- "I get no SPACE. The kids have rooms to themselves, even the dog sleeps alone. Is she EVER gonna stop SNORING?"...

53 -"Fuck yeah I'm walking around the house naked. The kids might come over without calling - but only once."

 

[nukes]

53 -"Fuck yeah I'm walking around the house naked. The kids might come over without calling - but only once."

If I'd followed the proper timeline.

 

[wetwillie]

If I'd followed the proper timeline.

The 53 was just a metaphor

 

[nukes]

The 53 was just a metaphor

Well yeah! 62 for me.

 

[Amstel]

53 -"Fuck yeah I'm walking around the house naked. The kids might come over without calling - but only once."

& the woman nags that I'm walking by the windows - again.

 

[wetwillie]

& the woman nags that I'm walking by the windows - again.

If my neighbors can see I'm naked, they need to put down the binoculars and just come on over. 500' to nearest neighbor window. I go around naked all the time. Not a stitch.

 

[Amstel]

But you weren't counting on college roommates.

The worst thing about roommates is that the dishes you don't wash are either greasy or soapy, but you just gotta be happy someone else did them.

Or just have visible bits of food on them.

I totally get this.

& grinding your teeth as you look down your nose at their definition of 'clean.'

That said - I didn't take advantage of it enough. I did have my own room, & for the tiny amount of rent, spending a couple minutes of dishwashing - when I needed a dish- wasn't all that bad since everything pretty much had "only" a Griswold clean.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I totally get this.

& grinding your teeth as you look down your nose at their definition of 'clean.'

That said - I didn't take advantage of it enough. I did have my own room, & for the tiny amount of rent, spending a couple minutes of dishwashing - when I needed a dish- wasn't all that bad since everything pretty much had "only" a Griswold clean.

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It's really death by a thousand cuts:

Guess this cup of coffee is just gonna taste like soap.

Why the fuck is my seasoning container hanging out on this raw chicken covered cutting board?

Sure, stir the taters in the non-stick with a fucking fork, make sure you really scrape every bit off the sides and bottom so they don't burn.

Yes I am going to dirty a new glass after you helpfully put the one I was using in the sink that has food all up in it.

I could have said "don't wash my cast iron" nicer, must have been the rust gnomes if the internet said it is no biggie.

 

[HipHugHer]

53 -"Fuck yeah I'm walking around the house naked. The kids might come over without calling - but only once."

At 53 somebody should be telling you to put some clothes on.

 

[nukes]

At 53 somebody should be telling you to put some clothes on.

At 53, you are invisible weather closed or naked.

 

[HipHugHer]

*whether

 

[Strings]

*whether

Wither