GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

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The 'one stop away' that amazon tells you about your delivery is bullshit!

for 20 minutes the driver has been a block away with "one stop away." imma see if they're good looking 'cuz there's some unknown delay :confused:
I had one stop away go backwards to two stops away. Because I was watching it I guess.
 

august

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They must make them cut for women, no?

The straps can get heavy on the shoulders if you're not used to it or they're ill-fitting.
some can fit people with some amount of boob, but I have an above average amount of the stuff. most of my clothing, in order to really fit well, would either need to be tailored or purchased from shady fetish sites :lol: but I get by on just buying oversized or stretchy stuff. for overalls, it'd have to fit my giant tree trunk thighs and my big ol tiddies, but if I got like XL or XXL or whatever, the legs would be super long and the bib would come up to my chin.
 
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HipHugHer

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some can fit people with some amount of boob, but I have an above average amount of the stuff. most of my clothing, in order to really fit well, would either need to be tailored or purchased from shady fetish sites :lol: but I get by on just buying oversized or stretchy stuff. for overalls, it'd have to fit my giant tree trunk thighs and my big ol tiddies, but if I got like XL or XXL or whatever, the legs would be super long and the bib would come up to my chin.
OK, I can see that being a special case.

Wonder if there's a market for that. Or instead of individually custom fit maybe it would be enough to have a zipper or two, or some buttons/snaps that would release more cloth to have a few options to adjustably fit the top.
Could do something similar on the thighs.
Hemming legs is easy, even I can do that.
 

DerHoggz

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Lol wut? I've got two legal immigrants 10 feet away and another being processed.
Family reunification program? The white supremacist fascists call that "chain migration", Amstel himself wanted it ended. "It's about existing laws" is just bad faith, they're afraid of the destruction of the social hierarchy that places white men above all others and they're trying to change the laws to uphold that structure.

Why'd you assume that post was about you, are you telling on yourself? Trump is a misogynist and he's married three women. Strom Thurmond had a thing for black women.
 

august

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OK, I can see that being a special case.

Wonder if there's a market for that. Or instead of individually custom fit maybe it would be enough to have a zipper or two, or some buttons/snaps that would release more cloth to have a few options to adjustably fit the top.
Could do something similar on the thighs.
Hemming legs is easy, even I can do that.
hemming legs is *theoretically* easy, but a lot of pant legs aren't cut with perfectly straight legs. when bell bottoms and flares were super in again during the late 90s/early aughties, my grandma insisted on hemming my jeans & the flare basically disappeared :lol: even with the opposite, like fitted ankles, when you hem you change where the ankle was like... "designed" to be and now the calf part is the new ankle. it's weird. clothes designed for women are weird. when I'm not pregnant & I'm not dressed up for work, I live in jeggings & band tees. the band tees don't fit GREAT but as long as I stay away from gildan heavies, they usually stretch well enough to work ok
 
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august

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Dickies makes overalls especially cut for women. My wife has similar dimensional issues as @august - no sweat getting them big 'ol titties in there.
I don't know your wife so I can't say for sure, but pre-pregnancy I was on the higher end of a 30GG, and I'm only 5'3". I'm not saying I don't believe you that it'd work, I'm just saying my dimensional oddities may be greater than you're aware of :lol:
edit to clarify: the issue isn't just huge boobs, it's the wild and seemingly random combination of large and small dimensions. my back is small, my waist is small, my ribcage is kinda big, my boobs are huge, my legs are short but thick, my calves are muscular but because of the shortness, they start lower than you'd expect which is part of why I have a hard time buying boots, because my calf begins where it thinks should still only be ankle
 
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