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Did anyone bother to ask the dogs if they were ok with this?
I know I hate being forced to interact with strangers. Especially at the airport.
 
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Strings said:
Yeah. You obviously get on so well with them.
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"Well sir it is true Ive had my differences with some limpdicks...."
 
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tre said:
can't wait to step in dogshit while running to make a connection
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you won't make that connection anyway, because air canada overbooked that flight, and now the people at the air canada desk want you to call the 1-800 number to make alternate arrangements.

Might as well stop and pet the puppy, it might stop you from flying into a rage and getting tazered to death.
 
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gee said:
you won't make that connection anyway, because air canada overbooked that flight, and now the people at the air canada desk want you to call the 1-800 number to make alternate arrangements.

Might as well stop and pet the puppy, it might stop you from flying into a rage and getting tazered to death.
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ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha ACCURATE AF!
 
Where the fuck is everybody? @APRIL have you passed out yet? I have to wait like two more hours for @nukes to wake up. I don't know if I can wait that long, buddy. I'm tired. @HipHugHer is sometimes up at this hour with some drunken rants. Where are all the drunken rants?? Does @Darth Handsome bury beer in his back yard? And While we're talking about it, is Canadian beer really as bad as they say? I need a Canadian opinions and an American opinion. @gee you're Canadian right? How is the beer up there? @Strings you're close enough to the border, surely you have tasted the Canadian nectar. How is it?

Hey while I'm talking about beer, I have a slightly boring story to tell y'all. The other day I stopped at a grocery store after my gig (that's right a real grocery store, not walmart @Jehannum I pay 30% more for my beer) and this girl at the check out asked me how the Old Milwaukee tastes **OH GOTDAMEIT i JUST SPILLED BEER ON MY CHROTCH. IM GONNA HAVE TO WASH THESE PANTS THIS WEEK OR i'M GOING TO SMELL LIKE A DRUNK** and I'm just like "oh it's a pretty generic tasting beer" and she was like "oh haha" and then when I was walking out she said "enjoy your generic beer." Can Y'all believe she remembered my thorough description of Old Milwaukee?

Here I sit trying to discourage myself from shotgunning this beer, while I also tell myself it won't be that bad. Oh and in case anybody is wondering, I'm just fine. I can handle beer well enough. I keep a bottle of whiskey in plane sight to remind myself that whiskey is not for me. Seems kind of weird, but it works. I just looked at it and decided against the shotgunning of my Old Mil. I'm just going to go for a slow chug now.

That reminds me of another story. Once I got super drunk on red stripe and Busch light and couldn't drive so I walk 6 miles drunk in the dark to get home. I could have drove, but I was super responsible. Although, I did chunk a red strip bottle on my way home.

Why the fuck did ya'll let me type this much @fly is there not a character max on here? Donald Trump gets a character max but @OOD is over here living it up with unlimited characters. I guess that means I'm cooler than Trump. Also I think I just tagged myself woah!!
 
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