GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[kiwi]

Kids are with their dad this year and I hate cooking so we told everyone we’re doing thanksgiving alone this year, just John, me, and the baby. Don’t know what we’ll end up doing but it surely won’t include me cooking all day.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm doing a standing rib roast with rosemary and garlic for Thanksgiving, with a red chile gravy. I'm not sure what the others in my party are doing, but I'm sure it'll all clash horribly and everyone will have a miserable time. If only I had printed up menu cards.

 

[gee]

Red chile gravy, eh... does food exist in NM that doesn't have chile in it?

Like if I go to a donut shop, can I get a bavarian creme filled donut, or do I just have a choice of red or green chile filled?

 

[Jehannum]

Red chile gravy, eh... does food exist in NM that doesn't have chile in it?

Like if I go to a donut shop, can I get a bavarian creme filled donut, or do I just have a choice of red or green chile filled?

Everything is better with chile.

And I wish I could send you a fresh Red chile chocolate bacon donut, they're delicious.

 

[fly]

Kids are with their dad this year and I hate cooking so we told everyone we’re doing thanksgiving alone this year, just John, me, and the baby. Don’t know what we’ll end up doing but it surely won’t include me cooking all day.

Can their dad even reach the counter to cook?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can their dad even reach the counter to cook?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Kiwi I am moderately disappointed you let a short fellow mount you much less knock you up

 

[nukes]

Kiwi I am moderately disappointed you let a short fellow mount you much less knock you up

Well she ditched him now didn't she?

 

[kiwi]

Can their dad even reach the counter to cook?

He uses this

 

[fly]

Kiwi I am moderately disappointed you let a short fellow mount you much less knock you up

+++++++++++++

 

[kiwi]

Kiwi I am moderately disappointed you let a short fellow mount you much less knock you up

Everyone makes mistakes.

 

[wetwillie]

Kiwi I am moderately disappointed you let a short fellow mount you much less knock you up

 

[Darth Handsome]

Everyone makes mistakes.

stop sleeping with anyone with a pulse jeez

 

[APRIL]

Also, we're shitting on your thanksgiving dinner because that's what we do around these parts.

What are you expecting, "my, what a lovely choice of font for your thanksgiving menu cards, and we think the gold flashing is fabulous"

Exactly, that would be so boring and fake. No thanks.

 

[wetwillie]

Everyone makes mistakes.

#DarthsMom

 

[APRIL]

Kids are with their dad this year and I hate cooking so we told everyone we’re doing thanksgiving alone this year, just John, me, and the baby. Don’t know what we’ll end up doing but it surely won’t include me cooking all day.

Minus the kid, that sounds lovely.

 

[kiwi]

stop sleeping with anyone with a pulse jeez

I just can’t help it.

 

[Jehannum]

I just can’t help it.

@Darth Handsome is just hoping his turn comes soon.

 

[APRIL]

He uses this
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Omfg hahahaha haha I am totally imagining him in this thing.

 

[kiwi]

@Darth Handsome is just hoping his turn comes soon.

If I ever go to Canada it’s gonna be for @tre ’s bacon.