GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[HipHugHer]

Somebody pulled my ribbon between their thumb and one edge of a scissors.

 

[wetwillie]

Somebody pulled my ribbon between their thumb and one edge of a scissors.

Dat's why they call you Cur-lee. WHy I aughta!

 

[nukes]

I must be trapped on a ribbon that is being sucked into a Ronco Bow Machine.

This is possible. I must admit I've moved on from ribbon theory to Bubble Machine Theory.

 

[HipHugHer]

Geez what's it take to get a Lawrence Welk bubble machine .gif around here.

 

[Amstel]

Need fewer screens? got digital overload?

 

[nukes]

 

[gee]

Any of y'inz geezers remember mid-90s Escort 3-doors? Were they hoonable shitboxes or outright penalty boxes?

Looking at beaters.

My dad put 250,000km on a '93 escort wagon before rust ate it.

Get a 5 speed, the automatics were trash.

 

[wetwillie]

String theory

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

My dad put 250,000km on a '93 escort wagon before rust ate it.

Get a 5 speed, the automatics were trash.

All automatics are trash. That wasn't the Euro Escort?

@Immigrant @HipHugHer
AFAIK they are Mazda based and engined. I figure <2,500lb independently sprung with a stick is a sure recipe for fun.

 

[HipHugHer]

All automatics are trash. That wasn't the Euro Escort?

@Immigrant @HipHugHer
AFAIK they are Mazda based and engined. I figure <2,500lb independently sprung with a stick is a sure recipe for fun.

Likely pretty reliable and cheap running little car.

I've no idea about the suspension design or if you can trick them out like people do Civics.

They were designed as economical grocery-getters for young families with small kids.

 

[gee]

All automatics are trash. That wasn't the Euro Escort?

@Immigrant @HipHugHer
AFAIK they are Mazda based and engined. I figure <2,500lb independently sprung with a stick is a sure recipe for fun.

2nd gen Escort is the same platform as a Mazda 323/Protege. 1.9L CVH engine is a ford engine, the rare 1.8L engine used in the GT/LX-E is a Mazda BP engine.

The 1.9L/1.8L cars were vastly different - 1.9L cars used ford electronics/transmissions/suspension/brakes/etc, 1.8L cars sourced all those parts from Mazda, so a motor swap is damn near impossible. Even shit like the connectors on the back of the instrument cluster is different.

 

[HipHugHer]

Skimming through the wiki page, I'd at least make sure it had the 1.8L Mazda engine, if you're looking for anything remotely "fun".

The 1.9 is a whopping 88hp.

Some model, LX-E or GT, had stiffer sway bars, bigger brakes, etc.

 

[Floptical]

Any of y'inz geezers remember mid-90s Escort 3-doors? Were they hoonable shitboxes or outright penalty boxes?

Looking at beaters.

The hatchbacks were pretty solid. My sister had a 4 door one.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

@Maureen

Is this you when you don't get food?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thats some high-grade crazy right there

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

No shit

 

[Duke]

She's gotta give some hella sweet to make up for that sour, though.

 

[Valve1138]

We went to the Lego store when we were in Chicago. They have an awesome Voltron set out now that isn't crazy expensive.

We bought the Lego salt and pepper shakers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We went to the Lego store when we were in Chicago. They have an awesome Voltron set out now that isn't crazy expensive.

We bought the Lego salt and pepper shakers.

Took my kid the the lego store here and I almost had an aneurysm when I saw how expensive some of thta dumb shit is
like thousand dollar sets holy shit no thanks

 

[Valve1138]

Took my kid the the lego store here and I almost had an aneurysm when I saw how expensive some of thta dumb shit is
like thousand dollar sets holy shit no thanks

One of the Star Wars ones is $800 or something.

Not happening.