GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Valve1138]

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[nukes]

Wassup dummy?

Poopin, you?

 

[MacG]

Wassup dummy?

Aaaaaaaaaaah goddamit @nukes you just had to jinx it didn't you.

@Mrs. Valve please take your [sigh] husband [/sigh] and get in here you magnificent woman.

 

[nukes]

That was a glorious poop. First one since Tuesdays food poisoning.
My body is a battlefield.

 

[OOD]

Aaaaaaaaaaah goddamit @nukes you just had to jinx it didn't you.

@Mrs. Valve please take your [sigh] husband [/sigh] and get in here you magnificent woman.

In the past Mac as always thrown an insult behind "magnificent" so I have no choice but to assume "woman" is an insult here.

I come to this conclusion using sciences.

 

[MacG]

In the past Mac as always thrown an insult behind "magnificent" so I have no choice but to assume "woman" is an insult here.

I come to this conclusion using sciences.

You're so pretty you magnificent son of a woman.

 

[OOD]

You're so pretty you magnificent son of a woman.

I'm blushing as I bend over.

 

[Valve1138]

Let's talk about a real serious issue.

Bagel toppings sticking to the plate and not staying on the damn bagel.

 

[APRIL]

Let's talk about a real serious issue.

Bagel toppings sticking to the plate and not staying on the damn bagel.

Mmm lox?

 

[Duke]

WOOP WOOP ASA ARGUMENT ALERT

 

[Valve1138]

Mmm lox?

Garlic bagels in particular.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This thread needs 91% less Valve.

 

[nukes]

This thread needs 91% less Valve.

KORRECT
9% valve plenty

 

[Petunia]

Let's talk about a real serious issue.

Bagel toppings sticking to the plate and not staying on the damn bagel.

Back in the day when I could enjoy a nice LIGHTLY TOASTED bagel, I would put: tomatoes, cucumbers and alfalfa sprouts with cream cheese

Omg I want one


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

 

[Darth Handsome]

Back in the day when I could enjoy a nice LIGHTLY TOASTED bagel, I would put: tomatoes, cucumbers and alfalfa sprouts with cream cheese

Omg I want one


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

"Back in the day"? Holay youre so old.

 

[Petunia]

"Back in the day"? Holay youre so old.

Back in the day when I could eat starchy foods you nimrod


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

 

[Darth Handsome]

Back in the day when I could eat starchy foods you nimrod


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

I can see the wrinkles on your weather beaten face from here.

 

[Petunia]

I can see the wrinkles on your weather beaten face from here.

Omg. No!!!!!


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

 

[Darth Handsome]

Omg. No!!!!!


Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

You look like a saddle bag with eyes.
But if you pony up the $5 I'll still hit it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Spam here you pee holes