GAY Combo Breaker Spam Thread

[Mr. Argumentor]

@Domon @fly @APRIL

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/is-your-dd-character-rare/

 

[Jehannum]

@Domon @fly @APRIL

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/is-your-dd-character-rare/

My dwarven wizard is more common than I thought.

 

[Domon]

Wtf, that's how I roll too.

you can get some rogue elements due to dexterity bonuses due to the half elf, not get raped on constitution due to half human, and still do cool magic shit. Best of all worlds for a non-lumbering-idiot class

 

[Jehannum]

you can get some rogue elements due to dexterity bonuses due to the half elf, not get raped on constitution due to half human, and still do cool magic shit. Best of all worlds for a non-lumbering-idiot class

But I like the lumbering idiots.

 

[Domon]

But I like the lumbering idiots.

as is only right. it fits you.

 

[Duke]

you can get some rogue elements due to dexterity bonuses due to the half elf, not get raped on constitution due to half human, and still do cool magic shit. Best of all worlds for a non-lumbering-idiot class

Also the partial immunity to sleep and charm magics.

 

[Domon]

Also the partial immunity to sleep and charm magics.

and infravision.

 

[my little brony]

Now I want to play as a dwarf sorcerer just because

My first character with this group was a dwarf sorcerer who claimed to be a professor of history at a university but was really just a gym teacher at a high school and was adventuring to fund his tobacco business.

He introduced himself as Baron Bismo von Funyons III, PhD, Sage of the Sub Way, heir to the throne of Palagona. None of that was true.

 

[my little brony]

I'm going to suggest this to the group

 

[my little brony]

But I like the lumbering idiots.

I have a half orc barbarian who fancies herself a chef and is effectively a lumbering idiot but has a good heart and a very large axe.

 

[fly]

My first character with this group was a dwarf sorcerer who claimed to be a professor of history at a university but was really just a gym teacher at a high school and was adventuring to fund his tobacco business.

He introduced himself as Baron Bismo von Funyons III, PhD, Sage of the Sub Way, heir to the throne of Palagona. None of that was true.

So wait, he wasn't a sorcerer?

 

[Duke]

So wait, he wasn't a sorcerer?

No, he wasn't a dwarf, just a short fat human with a penchant for tall tales.

 

[my little brony]

So wait, he wasn't a sorcerer?

Sure was. It was all the titles that he added to his name that weren't true. Just Bismo Funyons going around trading tobacco in every town, trying to set up his business.

 

[Domon]

i like the story that he wasnt even a dwarf even better.

 

[my little brony]

Well due to some side effects of the wild magic origin over the years he's grown a few feet, shrunk a few, turned blue, lost his hair, aged and de-aged a couple times, and almost had his head bitten off by a shark.

So he doesn't really look much like a dwarf anymore. 5ft tall, blue, hairless, and with a ring of bite marks on his dome.

He also carries a hairless cat named Olivia Benson in a papoose.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Well due to some side effects of the wild magic origin over the years he's grown a few feet, shrunk a few, turned blue, lost his hair, aged and de-aged a couple times, and almost had his head bitten off by a shark.

So he doesn't really look much like a dwarf anymore. 5ft tall, blue, hairless, and with a ring of bite marks on his dome.

He also carries a hairless cat named Olivia Benson in a papoose.

.... Is this also a tall tale?

 

[fly]

.... Is this also a tall tale?

No dummy, he's a dwarf

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

BTW - happy friday, you degenerates

 

[Duke]

Who the fuck get's drunk at Olive Garden?

 

[my little brony]

.... Is this also a tall tale?

Nah, lots of crazy stuff has happened to this guy. He was chosen by Moradin (dwarf god) to help save the world but all Bismo wants to do is set up a massive tobacco empire and have a monopoly on the supply.