Cologne / Perfume Use

[Sarcasmo]

I rub $100 dollar bills and a swatch of Ferrari leather on my person every morning

"swatch".

You use the stupidest words. And they make my dumb ass laugh every time.

 

[Desslock]

Cologne?
I don't even wash.

I'm a lonely guy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh God, it smells like Bigfoot's dick in here...

 

[Desslock]

Oh God, it smells like Bigfoot's dick in here...

Umm how do you know what Bigfoot's dick smells like?

 

[JAXvillain]

Umm how do you know what Bigfoot's dick smells like?

he was violently raped by bigfoot during a camping trip

 

[Sarcasmo]

Umm how do you know what Bigfoot's dick smells like?

I'm assuming it's musky and pungent, like you.

 

[Sarcasmo]

he was violently raped by bigfoot during a camping trip

It was actually very slow and easy, like a gentle ride down a lazy river.

 

[Desslock]

I'm assuming it's musky and pungent, like you.

I smell like feet and ass.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I smell like feet and ass.

 

[Desslock]

Its a manly smell.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"swatch".

You use the stupidest words. And they make my dumb ass laugh every time.

"Swatch: n

1. A sample strip cut from a piece of material.
2. A representative portion; a sample."

What else would you have me use?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Its a manly smell.

You gonna stink up Tampa with that manly smell?

 

[Sarcasmo]

"Swatch: n

1. A sample strip cut from a piece of material.
2. A representative portion; a sample."

What else would you have me use?

I know what it means of course, it's just not something you use in every day speech. Well, it's not something most people would use.

I love obscure and even only slightly obscure words. They crack me up.