Oh man I love clubs – wait, wait, wait. What I meant to say was that I love club music. I’ll blast some old school house or some modern stuff in my car while driving hundreds of miles a week for work or whatever. However I always felt I was never cool enough to step foot into a club – all those cool kids with their cool clothes. And all the women, that stuff totally intimates me. I think the only club I’ve ever really been to was in The Sims. Real life clubs always seemed like you needed a big wallet and maybe even a bigger ego to frequent. No thanks, man. While I certainly do appreciate the music, you can catch me at home or at the library, or at home pretending to be at the library with my phone off. And a side note: I also enjoy thick, heavy strips of bacon.