clever college kids

[Sarcasmo]

1) roll the windows down.
2) stick leg out window
3) air goes down leg. swishes around your crotch and back out the other leg.

one of the best feelings in the world.

4) Leg catches light pole and is torn off at the knee, depositing itself in a bush.
5) Remaining portion of still-attached leg is torn from hip socket, with 90% of surrounding soft tissues ripped or otherwise severely damaged.
6) Pass out from blood loss, shock, etc.
7) Come to in ambulance after miraculously having survived both the ensuing car crash and the initial body trauma.
8) Notice one of the paramedics is a hot blonde.
9) Stare at her boobs.
10) Profit

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just drive the car into a lake, fewer steps.

 

[fly]

Just drive the car into a lake, fewer steps.

*and turn the fan on

 

[Sarcasmo]

You guys aren't thinking about the boobs though.

 

[fly]

You guys aren't thinking about the boobs though.

she should lick her boobs, then blow on them?

 

[Sarcasmo]

she should lick her boobs, then blow on them?

Now that's more like it.

 

[Bubbles]

Now that's more like it.

OK......let me see if I have this right.

1. Roll down windows
2. Remove clothing
3. Pour water over HUGE boobs
4. Blow

Thanks guys. I will be leaving my office in 15 minutes if anyone would like to supervise.

 

[APRIL]

OK......let me see if I have this right.

1. Roll down windows
2. Remove clothing
3. Pour water over HUGE boobs
4. Blow

Thanks guys. I will be leaving my office in 15 minutes if anyone would like to supervise.

I'll be right over.

Edit: Quality assurance.

 

[fly]

OK......let me see if I have this right.

1. Roll down windows
2. Remove clothing
3. Pour water over HUGE boobs
4. Blow

Thanks guys. I will be leaving my office in 15 minutes if anyone would like to supervise.

e-dubb

 

[APRIL]

e-dubb

Ohhh is that what that means?


/blonde

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Now this article needs to make it to fazed and I'll have seen it on each of my daily-view websites.

 

[Sp`ange]

4) Leg catches light pole and is torn off at the knee, depositing itself in a bush.
5) Remaining portion of still-attached leg is torn from hip socket, with 90% of surrounding soft tissues ripped or otherwise severely damaged.
6) Pass out from blood loss, shock, etc.
7) Come to in ambulance after miraculously having survived both the ensuing car crash and the initial body trauma.
8) Notice one of the paramedics is a hot blonde.
9) Stare at her boobs.
10) Profit

how close do you normally get to light poles?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

OK......let me see if I have this right.

1. Roll down windows
2. Remove clothing
3. Pour water over HUGE boobs
4. Blow

Thanks guys. I will be leaving my office in 15 minutes if anyone would like to supervise.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

how close do you normally get to light poles?

I occasionally swerve right next to 'em on the bike thanks to some jackass turning without a signal

 

[Sarcasmo]

how close do you normally get to light poles?

I usually have two wheels up on the median. I feel it angles my field of vision more efficiently.

 

[Bubbles]

April has the pics (she was there for quality control).

I understand she had an issue with sharing pics, so............I just don't think you'll get to see.

 

[Sp`ange]

I usually have two wheels up on the median. I feel it angles my field of vision more efficiently.

well then. you don't deserve the cooling crotch comforts of the leg out the window.

 

[fly]

April has the pics (she was there for quality control).

I understand she had an issue with sharing pics, so............I just don't think you'll get to see.

 

[simple]

i love your rapier wit

chicks dig me for two things: my rapier sharp wit, and my ability to mention 16th century melee weapons in every day conversation

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

April has the pics (she was there for quality control).

I understand she had an issue with sharing pics, so............I just don't think you'll get to see.

godammit