Cinco de Drinko edumicashun

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I hate what Christmas has become due to society's influence, so...yes.

He didn't get his FN MAG-58 this year

"All I want for Christmas is a P90"
 
I hate what Christmas has been made into due to society, so yes.
don't believe what the anti-commerce PR firms have been telling you, christmas hasn't been ruined by commercialism. remember, christmas is about overeating in the dead of winter. always has been, always will be.
 
We have invaded Mexico, successfully, 3 times bwahaha

Battle of Chapultepec - Mexican forces in Mexico city capitulate to American Forces under General Winfield Scott. Forever memorialized in the opening words of the Marines' Hymn "From the halls of Montezuma. . ."

United States occupation of Veracruz (1914) - Mexicans attempt to help the Germans invade the US. We retaliate by invading and occupying their largest port.

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Mexican Expedition (1916!) - 10,000 US troops under General Pershing invaded Mexico to put down Pancho Villa. Unfortunately we didnt unleash our full destructive force upon them at the time.
 
I love the 5th of May. I would say that it is my favorite holiday all year. That and St Patty's day so basically the ones made for drinking. This year though I am skipping my favorite holiday to celebrate my kid's birthday's. Ok they might not be my kids but they call me Braddy and I love em to death.
 
I don't celebrate St. Patrick's day either. I went to Target on St.Paddy's this year, noticed everyone wearing green, and thought "Oh it's this crap again".

edit: Hmm, I just realized I pretty much hate all holidays except for Thanksgiving and the 4th of July.

HELL YA for Thanksgiving. Best holiday ever. :D
 
Cinco de Puko has nothing to do with Mexico...



It has to do with Corona and Jose Cuervo's marketing gurus..

I will be at the robin "pretty falsetto boy" thicke concert.. maybe i'll drink tequilla to celebrate the date.. tho crown is my hangover causer of choice..
 
Mexico stopped a possible southern infiltration by France into the U.S. It was also our fault that Mexico was broke and couldn't pay France. If Mexico hadn't held of France we might be speaking French down here in the south.

In leiu of an answer based purely on speculation, I'm going to say that the correct answer was "Because everyone demands their 15 minutes of fame in the Age of Entitlement."