Christian Girls' Guide to Spring Break

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kiwi said:
Wow, this guy can't be serious.
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It's a spoof website.

Though this was funny

In general, Christian boys are more successful in resisting demonic influences. Indeed, we've heard countless tales of Spring Break sacrifice from our Godly gentlemen, who've sacrificed their pride by resorting to mouth, hiney, and even boy-on-boy canoodling in order to protect their virginity.
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Poe's law: "Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."
 
i thought 'drop panties, insert cock' was the norm for those chicks on spring break... or is that just the catholic girls?
 
"Christian youngsters know that the most important thing to remember when they are at the ocean (after the importance of using a 120 SPF so they don't wind up so dark folks think you’re about to knock over a Cancun liquor store)"

awesome, they managed to throw some racism into the very first paragraph.
 
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